My book on golf - hurry while the supply lasts

spartacus53

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I have just finished my new book on golf that I believe gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained
through 30 years of experience. The cost is only $129.95 and can be ordered by simply replying to this page with the appropriate credit card info. It is a great price due to the vast information and I want more time to play.

Check one: ___ VISA ___ Master Card ___ Discover ___ American Express
Account No: ________________________________
Expiration Date: __/__
Name (as appears on credit card): ________________________________
Address:____________________________________________________
City: ____________________________ State: ____ Zip Code: _________

Don't wait until they're all gone!!! Only 6,999 left (in my garage)

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

CHAPTER 1
HOW TO PROPERLY LINE UP YOUR FOURTH PUTT

CHAPTER 2
HOW TO HIT A NIKE FROM THE ROUGH WHEN YOU HIT A TITLEIST FROM THE TEE

CHAPTER 3
HOW TO AVOID THE WATER WHEN YOU LIE 8 IN A BUNKER

CHAPTER 4
HOW TO GET MORE DISTANCE OFF THE SHANK

CHAPTER 5
WHEN TO GIVE THE RANGER THE FINGER

CHAPTER 6
USING YOUR SHADOW ON THE GREENS TO MAXIMIZE EARNINGS

CHAPTER 7
WHEN TO IMPLEMENT HANDICAP MANAGEMENT

CHAPTER 8
PROPER EXCUSES FOR DRINKING BEER BEFORE 9AM

CHAPTER 9
HOW TO RATIONALIZE A 6 HOUR ROUND

CHAPTER 10
HOW TO FIND THAT BALL THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAW GO IN THE WATER

CHAPTER 11
WHY YOUR SPOUSE DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU BIRDIED THE 5TH

CHAPTER 12
HOW TO LET A FOURSOME PLAY THROUGH YOUR TWOSOME

CHAPTER 13
HOW TO RELAX WHEN YOU ARE HITTING THREE OFF THE TEE

CHAPTER 14
WHEN TO SUGGEST MAJOR SWING CORRECTIONS TO YOUR OPPONENT

CHAPTER 15
GOD AND THE MEANING OF THE BIRDIE-TO-BOGEY THREE PUTT

CHAPTER 16
WHEN TO REGRIP YOUR BALL RETRIEVER

CHAPTER 17
CAN YOU PURCHASE A BETTER GOLF GAME

CHAPTER 18
WHY MALE GOLFERS WILL PAY $5.00 A BEER FROM THE CART GIRL AND GIVE HER
A $3 TIP, BUT WILL BALK AT $3.50 AT THE 19TH HOLE AND STIFF THE BARTENDER


Hurry while supplies last!!!
 

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spartacus53

spartacus53

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GPURS said:
Pretty clever stuff there Sparty :thumbsup:!!!

Thanks, but you better get in while you still can!!! They are flying off the shelf as we speak.
 

GopherDaGold

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Wow! You have tornadoes in New Jersey? ;D
 

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spartacus53

spartacus53

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Whiting, NJ
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Ace 250
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All Treasure Hunting
GopherDaGold said:
Wow! You have tornadoes in New Jersey? ;D

Actually we do get them, but thank god not with the same violence as the Midwest. We really have one corridor that runs along route 78 that has been hit several times since I have been living here. And for some reason they are always from west to east. I have to blame PA on that :tongue3:

BTW, I did move from that area further south to avoid any unpleasantness.
 

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