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BigDan
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Another Man's Treasure, or, Give a Neaderthal a Metal Detector
For training purposes, our subject was thawed, shown how to use a simple detector, then sedated and moved to a large field just outside of a town. What follows is an recap of his adventures:
1. Subjects wakes, he displays confusion and fear. After a bit he picks up detector and immediately gets a hit. Digs up unidentified coin, eats it. Does not fill hole. Continues searching, gets a strong hit, finds eight inch iron rod. He hits himself on head and determines the rod is strong, keeps it. Fills hole, but not in a manner we care to describe, kicks dirt over his deposit.
2. Having eaten several more coins, and forced a silver ring through his nose, our subject has made his way into town. Encounters a pedestrian, gets a hit at pedestrians pocket. Uses eight inch iron rod to incapacitate pedestrian. Takes valuables including clothes which he puts on. Looks rather dashing.
What happens next?
For training purposes, our subject was thawed, shown how to use a simple detector, then sedated and moved to a large field just outside of a town. What follows is an recap of his adventures:
1. Subjects wakes, he displays confusion and fear. After a bit he picks up detector and immediately gets a hit. Digs up unidentified coin, eats it. Does not fill hole. Continues searching, gets a strong hit, finds eight inch iron rod. He hits himself on head and determines the rod is strong, keeps it. Fills hole, but not in a manner we care to describe, kicks dirt over his deposit.
2. Having eaten several more coins, and forced a silver ring through his nose, our subject has made his way into town. Encounters a pedestrian, gets a hit at pedestrians pocket. Uses eight inch iron rod to incapacitate pedestrian. Takes valuables including clothes which he puts on. Looks rather dashing.
What happens next?
