***FAMOUS LINES IN HISTORY

[Frankn]

**Here are some historic Quotes to start things off. Increase the list if you please!
{Fifty million Frenchmen can't be wrong.} By:Texas Guinan

{We just want the facts, ma'ma.} By: Jack Webb on Dragnet

{Good evening,Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea!}
Walter winchell, radio catch phrase

{'Tain't funny Mc Gee.} By: Fibber McGee, Radio gag line

{What hath God Wrought!} May 24, 1844 first telegraph message sent
from Washington to Baltimore

{Frankly, my dear,I don't give a damn.} In: Gone With theWind


Your turn!!!!!!

[GopherDaGold]

"Fat and stupid is no way to go through life" Dean Wormer to Flounder - (Animal House)

[spartacus53]

D'oh Homer Simpson

Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead Admir David Farragut

I shall return Gen Mac Arthur

Looks like we're in trouble Tonto Lone Ranger

What do you mean, we Kimosabe? Tonto

[vibes]

Woman: are you the police?

BB: No maam, we're musicians

[Frankn]

I don't make jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
By: Will Rogers

Give me the truth. I'll exaggerate it and make it funny.
By: Will Rogers
Maybe way back he wasn't Spart, he was Will!

That's all there is, there ain't any more. By: Ethel Barrymore

[Frankn]

The beer that made Milwaukee famous. By: Anon.,Schlitz beer

You can be sure if it's Westinghouse! By: Anon.

Our country,right or wrong. When right to be kept right, when wrong to be put right. By: Carl Schurz 1872

I name thee Old Glory! By: William Driver,1831,
addressing the Stars and Stripes

I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
By: Nathan Hale, last words before the British hung him
Sept. 22, 1776

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprint. It's upstairs in my sock. By: Groucho Marks

They that can give essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither neither liberty nor safety. By: Benjamin Franklin

[truckinbutch]

"I will NOT be disrespected , I will NOT be laid hands upon , and I will not see my friends done wrong .
I live by this creed and require it of others ." John Bernard Books (John Wayne in 'The Shootist '.)

[AU24K]

"I tell ya, I get no respect, no respect."--Rodney Dangerfield


Scott

[Frankn]

The English are the only people that can do great things without being clever. By: Henry James 1891

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire. God would't trust an Englishman in the dark. By: Duncan Spaeth
[ Sorry Dano, I didn't say it! ]

[truckinbutch]

The Lord created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world .

[spartacus53]

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. Groucho Marx

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." Samuel Clemmens

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. - Ghandi

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright


A thinking man and my hero

I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin

[Frankn]

Gunius is 1% inspiration & 99% prespiration By: Thomas A. Edison
I start where the last man left off. "
I don't live with the past. I am living for
today and tomorrow. "
There is no expedient to which a man will
not go to avoid the real labor of thinking. "


It is easy to build a philosophy. It doesn't have to run. By:Hans Zinsser
AU24K- I stand corrected,Your assumption was correct!!

[AU24K]

Gunius is 1% inspiration & 99% prespiration By: Wilber Wright
I start where the last man left off. "
I don't live with the past. I am living for
today and tomorrow. "
There is no expedient to which a man will
not go to avoid the real labor of thinking. "


It is easy to build a philosophy. It doesn't have to run. By:Hans Zinsser

I believe that was Edison...

Scott

[Frankn]

AU24K, your reward, another dose of Edison.

Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. By: Thomas A. Edison

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to
live to be only about a hundred. "

I am not acquainted with anyone that is happy. "

My mind is incapable of conceiving such a thing as a
soul. I may be in error, and man may have a soul;
but I simply do not believe it. "

[FCCDFEd]

Duct tape can't fix stupid!!! unknown

[spartacus53]

War is hell, or else we would grow to fond of it

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes

Don't eat the mush, it's spoiled - Spanky

[Frankn]

The foundation of authority is laid in the free consent of the people.
By: Thomas Hooker 1639

Let the people think they govern, and they will be governed. By: William Penn

The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect it's free expression should be our first object. By: Thomas Jefferson

No man is good enough to govern another man without that others consent.
By: Abraham Lincoln Oct.16, 1854

Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes was by: William Preston and repeated by many others. don't fire was by: william Prescott

[ivan salis]

why they couldn't hit a elephant at this dist....( famous last words of civil war union general john sedgwick when he was warned by his ownfront line officers to stay low due to confederate snipers -- just before he was hit and killed at spotsylvania in 1864 )---seems he was "dead wrong" as well as dumb for not paying heed to his "front line" men.

[AU24K]

"Music has charms to sooth the savage Beast."---Wm. Congreave 1670-1729

"Heav'n has no rage, like love to hatred turn'd
Nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned."---Ibid

"It is better to wear out than to rust out."---Bishop Richard Cumberland 1631-1718

"Cogito, ergo sum." ("I think, therefore I am")---Rene Descartes 1596-1650

"Then Join hand in hand, brave Americans all,
By uniting we stand, by dividing we fall."---John Dickinson 1732-1808

"Tis a lesson you should heed,
Try, try again.
If at first you don't succeed,
Try, try again.---W. E. Hickson 1803-1870

"Plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose."
("The more things change, the more they are the same.")--Alphonse Karr 1808-1890

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
Emma Lazarus 1849-1887

"I don't want to lead. I don't want to follow. But if you want to go, let's ride."
Charles Manson 1934-


(More to follow...)

Best,
Scott

[Frankn]

Darn, AU24k You brought back memories! Cigoto, ergo sum was on the back of one of my motorhomes & Give me your tired -------- is on the Statue of Liberty.