Your biggest lesson learned in life?

[diggemall]

tis far better to remain quiet and be thought a fool than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.......

and;

everything can be fixed with duct tape or WD-40: If it moves and shouldn't - duct tape. If it should move and doesn't - WD-40

Diggem'

 

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[Real de Tayopa Tropical Tramp]

[=CaptainZossima
Life is about choices.
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Generally wrong sniff.
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Remove 'toxic' people out of your life at any cost..even if you must escape.
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Laws against homocide sossi sigh.
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Value yourself, you deserve it.
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I DO, but unfortunately others don't snifff.
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Personal Happiness is Your responsibility.
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??YEAH
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Think!
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DUH?
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Kindness is never out of style.
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About that $20 sossie?
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You were a child, once.
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Still am, snicker.
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Always take off from work when possible.
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Did 60 years ago, haven't been back.
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Life is a verb.
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A "BALL"
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Listen.
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To Kismet? The fickle finger of fate?
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Cap Z.
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Cap?? you outrank me, sniff. Learned to never try to buck the chain of command, starting at home with the Tiger..

Tropical Tramp - Till Eulenpiegel

 

[Mighty AP]

NEVER touch a fan belt on a chevy 350..........while the engine is running! (lesson learned at the age of eight)

 

[jeff of pa]

My Biggest Lesson in Life .

One in four People have some sort of Mental Illness.

So Check your 3 best Friends, & hope one of them has it

 

[jeff of pa]

I Don't know,
I went to the Doctor Last week.

the Nurse Asked me My Height.
I said 5'9"

She Measured me & said 5'8"

She Asked my Weight. I said 160

She Weighed me & said 185.

When the Doctor came in, he asked how I was.

I said I was Fine when I came in, Tall & lean

Now I'm Short & Fat.

He put me on Prozac :P

 

[Marty-Graw]

i wish i was closer to 185 ....... i'm 5'8 140 lbs lol

couple things i have learned:

first... if you dont learn something new everyday then you are falling behind
Also.... confucious says.."man who eats jelly beans..fart in technicolor"

 

[buckeyehunter]

dont believe anything you hear and only half of what you see..................

I was with my uncle when I was in my early teens, he was looking at a lady about his age that in my eyes wasnt very attractive at all, he talked to her and flirted for a minuite... after she left I jokingly said to him he needed the set his standards a little higher and although I didnt get it at the time exactly what he meant, it is good words to remember.........

all of it is good.... just some of it is better.

 

[gord]

And then there's Paddy's corollary "Murphy was an optimist".
Gord

 

[rvbvetter]

Hey Jeff
I checked 3 of my friends and they show no signs of mental illness.

So I guess that means...... Hey!!!! Wait a minute!!!!

I think I better go check them again!!!! HH

 

[jasonbo]

Never go into the army when you have a free ride in college.........................even if it means living with the parents