PASSPORT APPLICATION LETTER SENT BACK TO STATE DEPARTMENT

onfire

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>>>> Dear Mrs. Ms. Or Sir:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I am in the process of renewing my passport and still cannot believe
>>>> this.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and
>>>> knows that I bought a cable TV from them in 1987 (23 years ago), and
>>>> yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on
>>>> what date.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand? Ever heard of computers?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> My birth date you have in my social security file. It's on EVERY income

>>>> tax form I've filed for the past 30 years. It's on my Medicare health
>>>> insurance card and my driver's license, It's on the last eight damn
>>>> passports I've had, It's on every stupid customs declaration form I've
>>>> had to fill out before being allowed off the plane for the last 30
>>>> years. And it's on all those census forms that we have to do at
>>>> election times.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's
>>>> name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'm reasonably
>>>> confident that neither name is likely to change between now and when I
>>>> die.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Between you an' me, I've had enough of this bureaucratic crap!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my #*&#%*&
>>>> address.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> What is going on? You must have a gang of bureaucratic Neanderthal
>>>> morons working there!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? And "No," I don't
>>>> want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for heaven sakes. I just want to go and
>>>> park my ass on a sandy beach.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And would someone please tell me, why would you give a darn whether I
>>>> plan on visiting a farm in the nex t 15 days?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat,
>>>> believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Well, I have to go now because I have to go to the other end of the
>>>> city and get another #*@&#^@*@& copy of my birth certificate to the
>>>> tune of $100.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Would it be so difficult to have all the services in the same area so I

>>>> could get a new passport the same day? Nooooo, that would require
>>>> planning and organization. And it would be too logical for the @&^*^%@%

>>>> government.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You'd rather have us running all over the place like chickens with our
>>>> heads cut off. Then, we have to find some asshole to confirm that it's
>>>> really me in the damn picture - you know, th e one where we're not
>>>> allowed to smile.......Hey, you know why we can't smile?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> We're totally pissed off!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Signed - An Irate Citizen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> P.S.: Remember what I wrote about getting someone to confirm that the
>>>> picture is me? Well, my family has been in the United S tates of
>>>> America since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 35

>>>> years and have had security clearances up the ying yang. However, I
>>>> have to get someone important to verify who I am - you know, someone
>>>> like my doctor........ WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN INDIA !
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> And you arsholes want to run our health care system?????
>>>> ___________________________________
>>>>

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Ray S S

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Hello, onfire, with all the time you spent in Service and all the passports you've already had, I
don't understand how they can turn that into such an outrageously stupid situation. :icon_scratch:
By the way, thank you for all that time you served.
I hope you get that settled pretty soon without so much aggravating rig-a-marole.
Wishing you all the best.

Ray
 

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onfire

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Ray S S said:
Hello, onfire, with all the time you spent in Service and all the passports you've already had, I
don't understand how they can turn that into such an outrageously stupid situation. :icon_scratch:
By the way, thank you for all that time you served.
I hope you get that settled pretty soon without so much aggravating rig-a-marole.
Wishing you all the best.

Ray
Sorry ray but I only served 9 years someone sent me this thought it was funny but TRUE. plenty stupid people sucking on the teat of the gov. thinking they are doing a good job.
 

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Very funny...Very true!
 

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Shoot. Forget about the passport and just go illegally.
Oh, wait, that only works COMING INTO the US...
Nevermind.......

Scott
 

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You better be careful next the government. Just may put a computer chip in your neck and then they will scan it to make sure it is you.....Matt
 

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computer chip Had some furniture delivered the other day 2 guy's and a truck pull up and I ask if they could take my old couch and drop it off 3 blocks away (offered 50$ they should they would love to but the truck had a GPS unit and they were being constantly tracked and couldn't stop the truck or deviate from their route. Chip in the neck or chip in the truck someone is already WATCHING.
 

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onfire said:
computer chip Had some furniture delivered the other day 2 guy's and a truck pull up and I ask if they could take my old couch and drop it off 3 blocks away (offered 50$ they should they would love to but the truck had a GPS unit and they were being constantly tracked and couldn't stop the truck or deviate from their route. Chip in the neck or chip in the truck someone is already WATCHING.

I drive a company truck, it has a GPS, old boss called me one day and said, we see on such and such day your truck was parked in front of a drugstore for 30 mins but you had no ticket for that address, what were you doing? I told him, my truck has no bathroom, they have clean restroom so take a guess................

They are probably watching us by satellite, here is a thought, everyone go outside and drop your pants and moon the sky.............. ;D
 

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texastee2007 said:
Treasure_Hunter said:
I drive a company truck, it has a GPS, old boss called me one day and said, we see on such and such day your truck was parked in front of a drugstore for 30 mins but you had no ticket for that address, what were you doing? I told him, my truck has no bathroom, they have clean restroom so take a guess................

They are probably watching us by satellite, here is a thought, everyone go outside and drop your pants and moon the sky.............. ;D


OK that is done...boy was it cold.

:laughing9: :tongue3: :laughing7:

Scott
 

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texastee2007 said:
Treasure_Hunter said:
onfire said:
computer chip Had some furniture delivered the other day 2 guy's and a truck pull up and I ask if they could take my old couch and drop it off 3 blocks away (offered 50$ they should they would love to but the truck had a GPS unit and they were being constantly tracked and couldn't stop the truck or deviate from their route. Chip in the neck or chip in the truck someone is already WATCHING.

I drive a company truck, it has a GPS, old boss called me one day and said, we see on such and such day your truck was parked in front of a drugstore for 30 mins but you had no ticket for that address, what were you doing? I told him, my truck has no bathroom, they have clean restroom so take a guess................

They are probably watching us by satellite, here is a thought, everyone go outside and drop your pants and moon the sky.............. ;D


OK that is done...boy was it cold.

LOL, okay TT, but I am not responsible if you got frostbite on your tush...........
 

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