Got Jumped!

[packerbacker]

You know he had some mighty fine wine...........

 

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[Daedalus]

Knowing the words to that song kinda dates everyone here lol .

 

[packerbacker]

Do ya want me to sing the "Battle Hymn Of The Republic" for you??

 

[dpitt8]

*wonders how long it will take for Spart to find this thread* but i'm loving reading it....its such ribbitting material

 

[bigscoop]

When a frog loses his lilly pad due to strong currents or wind, I wonder if he uses ribbits and a ribbit gun to put it back on?

"toadstool"......................................................................................................................"diaribbit?"

 

[TheHarleyMan2]

You could have cut his legs off and fried em up. They taste like chicken!

I remember when I was 18, (legal drinking age back then), I was out at a creek swimming with some friends and of course we had some beer. I got one drunk one time! You should have seen him there trying to hop and he couldn't move and his legs just flopped backwards!

After an hour he sobered up and slooowly jumped/hopped out of where we were at. I can only imagine what he told his other frog friends!

"Man, you wouldn't believe what happened to me this morning! I was out jumping/hopping along and some giant human caught me and poured some liquid down my mouth, next thing I knew the earth was spinning and I couldn't move and my legs just flopped back when I was trying to jump/hop! Don't bother me for a while because I got one heck of a headache!"

 

[Okie Hillbillies]

Praise the Lord pass the ammo, rings a bell somewhere is that a movie or what? I can't rembember but it is very familiar somewhere.


OkieHillBillies

 

[allen]

could be like me and get jumped by a wild turkey
and no it wasnt the whiskey im talking about.

 

[ivan salis]

sure it wasn't a HORNY TOAD?

 

[packerbacker]

He toad you it was a frog!

 

[ivan salis]

never ask a frog on a lillypad how deep the water is -- the lying buzzard always says -KNEE DEEP

 

[bigscoop]

It was toadally strange.

 

[ivan salis]

well get jumped on by a frog is nothing to warty about --you will be toadly ok, you will not croak from it , next time just jump KNEE DEEP in the water and you will be fine . tell the cops the preps name is------ Kermit D Frogg--- and he. s sorta bug eyed