truckinbutch
Silver Member
It's that warm spring time of the year when the mushrooms start poking their heads out and folks are hunting them . Cruisin rural roads scanning the banks in likely looking areas .
Same time that daytime burglars come out of hibernation and start cruisin rural roads . Happened again today . Pair pulled in my drive looking the house over instead of slowly scanning the banks coming down the wooded lane for the last quarter mile .
Startled when I asked their business they said they were mushroom huntin .
When I 'splained to them that the 'shrooms were in the shade back up the road and only dandelions
grew in my yard , fertilized by dead things , they went huntin somewhere else in a hurry .
No , it wasn't Poorhunter . He's welcome here anytime .
Same time that daytime burglars come out of hibernation and start cruisin rural roads . Happened again today . Pair pulled in my drive looking the house over instead of slowly scanning the banks coming down the wooded lane for the last quarter mile .
Startled when I asked their business they said they were mushroom huntin .
When I 'splained to them that the 'shrooms were in the shade back up the road and only dandelions
grew in my yard , fertilized by dead things , they went huntin somewhere else in a hurry .
No , it wasn't Poorhunter . He's welcome here anytime .