Ray S S
Silver Member
* Birds of a feather flock together...... and then poop on your car.
* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerials for (40) are XL?
* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
* The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he is really in trouble...
* Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and
'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs'...
* Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.
* Some people try to back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of Algebra.
* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up
or leaks.
* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it
is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is
beautiful. but being old is comfortable.
* Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over
my mouth...............AMEN!
* FRIENDS ARE ANGELS WHO LIFT US TO OUR FEET WHEN OUR
WINGS HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING HOW TO FLY.
* A penny saved is a government oversight.
* The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by
then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
* The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is probably right.
* Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerials for (40) are XL?
* If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
* The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when
he is really in trouble...
* Did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and
'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs'...
* Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.
* Some people try to back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.
* When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your
youth, think of Algebra.
* You know you are getting old when everything either dries up
or leaks.
* One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it
is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is
beautiful. but being old is comfortable.
* Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over
my mouth...............AMEN!
* FRIENDS ARE ANGELS WHO LIFT US TO OUR FEET WHEN OUR
WINGS HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING HOW TO FLY.
