SQUIRREL ATTACKS

[mojjax]

Be extra diligent in parks . It doesn't say if the squirrels had middle eastern ties.......

http://www.local6.com/news/9665269/detail.html

mojjax

[SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS]

One shot, one kill.

[Mona Lisa]

Here's what they look like in NW Pennsylvania. They rove the parks in large groups.

Those little swords really hurt your ankles.

[SHERMANVILLE ILLINOIS]

[diggummup]

I spotted this one last week!

[EDDE]

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!RUN AWAY!!!
[img][/img]

[Michelle]

Here's what they look like in NW Pennsylvania. They rove the parks in large groups.

Those little swords really hurt your ankles.

This site hurts my ribs!!!!

[Monty]

I have written my state wildlife officals many times demanding that squirrels be declared dangrous big game. They won't listen. Just wait until a member of their family is attacked and possibly raped. They are also sex perverts and should have to register. Monty

[Michelle]

I have written my state wildlife officals many times demanding that squirrels be declared dangrous big game. They won't listen. Just wait until a member of their family is attacked and possibly raped. They are also sex perverts and should have to register. Monty

STOP PLEASE I may have to go to the emergency room my sides hurt so " They're just up there to fool you into forgetting about the ones on the ground.So watch your back!!! "

[stefen]

Seeing double

[stoney56]

STOP PLEASE I may have to go to the emergency room my sides hurt so " They're just up there to fool you into forgetting about the ones on the ground.So watch your back!!! "

Michelle, look he's wearing half of a brass acorn.

[packerbacker]

Let me tell you a little story about a first-hand experience with a squirrel. Some years back I was driving through town and noticed a squirrel lying on the side of the road. As I was driving by, I noticed that it had moved and was still alive. I didn't want it to suffer so I pulled over and walked back to it thinking I had to, somehow, put it out of it's misery. It wasn't bleeding externally and no blood was coming from it's nose or mouth so I thought, what the heck, I'll take it home, put it in a box, and see if he makes it. I picked him up, put him on the floorboard of the car and drove him home. After I got home I put him on an old towel in the bottom of a clothes hamper that had a closing lid and put the hamper in the bathroom. Even put a little dish of water in there for him in case he woke up. Shortly afterwards I went in to take a shower and, before showering, I peeked in the hamper and was amazed; his eyes were open and he was looking around. Wow, a miracle! I closed the lid and jumped into the shower thinking about what a nice thing I had done for this poor squirrel. Got out of the shower, put on my tighty-whities and open robe. (Settle down ladies) Then I decided to take another peek in the hamper. That squirrel came out of there like a rocket! He bounced off my chest, onto the sink, the shower curtain, back off my shoulder and continued like a superball until I managed to escape and shut the door. My wife heard all the commotion and was hollering "What's wrong?". When I told her what had happened she started laughing so hard I didn't think she was going to stop. She said I was screaming like a woman; sounded like the shower scene from the psyco movie. Hey, it was scary! Ever hear that "Mississippi Squirrel" song? That's what it was like in there. Anyway, I got dressed, got the fish net, caught the sucker and took him back to his hood and let him go. Good riddance!! My wife told the whole world that story. Tell you what though, I have a ant/douche bag story about her that's a lot funnier than the squirrel thing.

[stefen]

Nothing like a crazed squirrel on steroids

[Michelle]

STOP PLEASE I may have to go to the emergency room my sides hurt so " They're just up there to fool you into forgetting about the ones on the ground.So watch your back!!! "

Michelle, look he's wearing half of a brass acorn.

Im ill !!!!

[GunFarce]

There are several dangerous types. some have teeth, and weapons..
some are just good targets

[Lucky one]

Seeing double

This is 2 cool, only wondering what he will do, after he finishes it all, wonder what he has in mind.. It's no telling.

[Michelle]

This is so wrong There should be a place in the world for Morbid Laughter... Oh, the is T Net......... Darn.......sheeeeeez Look at that gofer FLY!!!!!

[Gypsy Heart]

See...you all thought it was funny back in the day .....but this is exactly what happens when Moose and squirrels interbreed....Mutant Squirrels

[Gypsy Heart]

It started way back in the Revolutionary War

[Michelle]

See...you all thought it was funny back in the day .....but this is exactly what happens when Moose and squirrels interbreed....Mutant Squirrels

Oh my....I come here thinking serious and look what happens........this thing is a constant snicker....we have the critters here in our yard and I see one and laugh....my family will soon commit me for whatever reason I have for laughing at SQUIRRELS....If they only knew!