Message in a Bottle

[bigscoop]

Two part question:
A) Have you ever done it?
B) And if you were going to do it today what message would you put in the bottle?

[worldtalker]

When I was a kid in 62,once in Isleboro,Maine I put a note in a bottle.thru it in halfway over to Lincolnville,from the ferry.What i'd put in one today would be,HELP MY COUNTRY IS DYING,but sadly to say I did'nt cause I know I'd never get an answer.GOD BLESS,Chris

[dirt doctor]

A) No

B) Now that you've read this message please recycle this bottle like I should have in the first place .

[bigscoop]

A) Never done it.
B) But if I did I would probably include a message that instills hope and goodwill.

[spartacus53]

1) never did that, nor had an interest in doing so.

2) I would attach my manifesto and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean

[poorhunter78]

1) never did that, nor had an interest in doing so.

2) I would attach my manifesto and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean

Bottles float better if yuh put a lid on them...

[FarmerChick]

never did it, and just no desire to do it.
so no wonderful question has popped in my mind cause I never thought about doing it.

I guess the usual, I would RENT a PO box cause I sure wouldn't put my address on a bottle this day and age cause my luck some stalker nutcase would get it and come kill me. I guess ask someone to write to a PO box and say how far the bottle traveled. (ah, well, that's been done right?)

[worldtalker]

FarmerChick,That's why you CARRY!!!!Naw,I would'nt put my address either.GOD BLESS,Chris

[spartacus53]

FarmerChick, you are looking at this the wrong way.

What you do is put down a neighbor, or someone you hate and give as many personal details as possible. Heck even include a photo if you can. Then sit back and hope for a good outcome.

Tossing a few additional insults in the letter may also be of added value

[FarmerChick]

FarmerChick,That's why you CARRY!!!!Naw,I would'nt put my address either.GOD BLESS,Chris

[truckinbutch]

I like the novel idea Spart proposed .

[The Beep Goes On]

Hey, uh, Spart....What's your address and stuff...?

[spartacus53]

No problemo, Beep

1313 Mockingbird Lane
Pasadena, NJ

[The Beep Goes On]

[bigscoop]

"The other bottle has rolls of $100.00 bills in it!"

[aa battery]

I found 1 once and it said you opened a jar of urine . its posted here somewhere

[bigscoop]

"Genie Wanted! Apply at: 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Pasadena, NJ"