Investment Advice

[stefen]

if you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you would have $49.00 today!

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
you would have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle.

It is called the 401-Keg.

And as a bonus...

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
miles to the gallon!

Makes you damned proud to be an American!

[boogeyman]

Funny you posted this, I was sorting some stuff and found the 8 silver TWA forks I've got & I was thinking they're probably worth more than TWA

[dallgire]

mmm i love beer!! maybe i should start recycling!!

[gord]

Just remember that it's only the containers that you can recycle (unlike some Olympic athletes).

[stefen]

Actually, last week my wife and I drove to a local recycle center (every 6 mo) with 5 large trash bags of soda and V8 Juice cans, 2 bags of plastic bottles and a bag of glass bottles...netted $68 and change...