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    Investment Advice

    if you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
    you would have $49.00 today!

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would
    have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
    you would have $0.00 today.

    But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
    the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund,
    you would have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
    heavily & recycle.

    It is called the 401-Keg.

    And as a bonus...

    A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
    year. Another study found that on average Americans drink 22 gallons of
    alcohol a year. That means that the average American gets about 41
    miles to the gallon!

    Makes you damned proud to be an American!

  2. #2
    Jun 2006
    Out in the hills near wherendaheckarwe
    WHITES, MINELAB, Garrett
    2460 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting

    Re: Investment Advice

    Funny you posted this, I was sorting some stuff and found the 8 silver TWA forks I've got & I was thinking they're probably worth more than TWA
    I know it's here, just need a bigger coil!

    I think I know what my last words will be....
    "Hold my beer and watch this!"

  3. #3
    Jul 2011
    Around Columbia SC
    rather not say! lol ;)
    2 times

    Re: Investment Advice

    mmm i love beer!! maybe i should start recycling!!

  4. #4
    Mar 2005
    London, ON
    39 times

    Re: Investment Advice

    Just remember that it's only the containers that you can recycle (unlike some Olympic athletes).

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    Re: Investment Advice

    Actually, last week my wife and I drove to a local recycle center (every 6 mo) with 5 large trash bags of soda and V8 Juice cans, 2 bags of plastic bottles and a bag of glass bottles...netted $68 and change...



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