tips needed urgently please help

[metal mania]

my friend needs tips urgently on how to get da beach babes falling for his charms

At present they listen to his chat up lines of "look at the size of my coil" then they look at his knobbly knees specs and braces and normanly shout metal detecting geek before running off giggling so advice please

[Seamuss]

A detector for picking up chicks?
What a great idea.
Where do we find such a detector?

[shaun7]

It's probably for the best...it sounds like he shouldn't really be breeding anyway

[N.J.THer]

That line only works if you are wearing black or dark navy dress socks pulled up to your knees with sandles. If he does that then the girls will be throwing themselves at him. Unless it is a really savy young lady the detector make does not matter so to keep cost low just use a Radio Shack model.

Good luck Romeo

NJ

[lookindown]

I dont think there is any way to look cool metal detecting.....the only time the babes pay attention to us is when we pull a gold ring out of the scoop. Its not fair because I pay attention to them all the time.

[boogeyman]

That line only works if you are wearing black or dark navy dress socks pulled up to your knees with sandles. If he does that then the girls will be throwing themselves at him. Unless it is a really savy young lady the detector make does not matter so to keep cost low just use a Radio Shack model.

Good luck Romeo

NJ

Aeehhh you east coasters always forget the most important parts of dress. No sandals!!! Must be black wing tips. Then you must have a hawaiian print shirt (extra points for a real gaudy pattern), Paisley shorts (must reach just below your knees) And most important of all the made in japan straw hat with the hula girl doll mini beer can & mini palm tree attached around the brim. Don't forget the quart sized bottle of Copper tone for your back pocket next to the handful of tourist maps.

Any questions please refer to the AAA pamphlet "Tourist attire 101 by Jed Finklehopper c1958"

[adamyang]

dude how many people here do you think actually havegirls liking them other than married peoples

[mrs.oroblanco]

Wear a t-shirt that says:

Gold diggers wanted
Give me your phone number
I'll give you a "ring"




I don't know, I've never tried to pick up a chick.

Beth


PS: My hubby's advice:

All you need is the correct lure, not a detector.

For example:

To catch a fisherman


To catch a hunter


To catch a beachbabe




Final words of advice - the legal limit is 1 (I made him say that)

Beth

[boogeyman]

Wear a t-shirt that says:

Gold diggers wanted
Give me your phone number
I'll give you a "ring"




I don't know, I've never tried to pick up a chick.

Beth


PS: My hubby's advice:

All you need is the correct lure, not a detector.

For example:

To catch a fisherman



To catch a hunter



To catch a beachbabe





Final words of advice - the legal limit is 1 (I made him say that)

Beth

Jeese its!!! Here comes the warden!!!!

[lookindown]

Wear a t-shirt that says:

Gold diggers wanted
Give me your phone number
I'll give you a "ring"




I don't know, I've never tried to pick up a chick.

Beth


PS: My hubby's advice:

All you need is the correct lure, not a detector.

For example:

To catch a fisherman



To catch a hunter



To catch a beachbabe





Final words of advice - the legal limit is 1 (I made him say that)

Beth

What about catch and release?

[boogeyman]

EXCELLENT point!

That'll work for me!

[mrs.oroblanco]

Catch and release?

Well, if you hold onto something too long, it spoils, unless you take it home. I guess it depends on how long you hold them before you release them!!! You know what happens to a fish out of water...............................

Also, you'd better hope you get the lure back!


Beth

[savant365]

I would suggest a lot of night hunting

[Lowbatts]

dude how many people here do you think actually havegirls liking them other than married peoples

4, but I'm not naming them.

All the rest of us guys here look and think like you.

[aquanut]

Take a puppy...

[bigscoop]

Here's what finally worked for me......................as I'm walking along the beach metal detecting, I take a 10ft piece of string and drag a Gold Card behind me. Today I have an enitre fleet of babes following me down the beach.

[relichunters]

This is a joke post

[mrs.oroblanco]

Really? Its a fun post - or was that a "tag"

Beth

[DirtDiggerDaveinMD]

A detector for picking up chicks?
What a great idea.
Where do we find such a detector?

Just tape a $100 dollar bill to a stick and swing it. The chicks will come running once they pick up the scent.

[lookindown]

Catch and release?

Well, if you hold onto something too long, it spoils, unless you take it home. I guess it depends on how long you hold them before you release them!!! You know what happens to a fish out of water...............................

Also, you'd better hope you get the lure back!


Beth

get the lure back!