Things I Wonder About

[Ray S S]

Here are some tricky statements.

Can you cry underwater?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of murdered?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only 'a penny
for your thoughts? Where is that extra penny going to?

Once you are in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did 'cured' ham have?

How is it that we could put a man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up
every 2 hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a Hearing?

Why are you 'in' a movie, but you're 'on' TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp,
which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
about him?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs.

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap,
why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from
morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the
same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
but it's called a hemorroid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the car
window?

[FarmerChick]

fun to read and yes, I did sing the 2 songs

[spartacus53]

[quote=Ray S S ]
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
/quote]

I guess you never ordered a Sicilian Pie

[Ray S S]

FarmerChick, LOL.

Spart, Yup, you guessed it. Sicily is too far away for me to order a pie from. It might not taste
just right by the time it got to my place.

[wayne_sa]

Ray that was fun. For some reason your list reminded me of a joke.

How does a blonde spell *farm*?

E I E I O

[gleaner1]

Like why is it your driveway is where you park, and the parkway is where you drive?

[Ray S S]

Wayne, Funny. Some of the blonde jokes are really comical.

Gleaner, yup, good question. That one fits right in with the rest of the list.

Thanks guys.

Ray