May 02, 2012, 07:33 AM
It's no joke
The one thing everyone does at the same time is grow older. Although some may think the cartoon is nothing more than a joke, it's actually closer to reality than you think.
That's right, eat healthy, exercise, don't smoke, do everything healthy and you'll still be up the creek without a paddle and die anyway. Maybe 1 in a 1000 will have good luck with old age, but most won't, so party on
Besides, chances are even if you're healthy, getting hit by a bus might just take you out.
May 02, 2012 07:33 AM
May 02, 2012, 11:31 AM
hmm..yea there is a point there LOL
May 02, 2012, 02:39 PM
Eight thoughts to ponder
Life is sexually transmitted.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - and as someone recently said to me: " Don 't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
May 02, 2012, 02:47 PM
I always thought I would live to be 100 but then I had kids. Now I'm hoping to hit 50.