It's no joke

[spartacus53]

The one thing everyone does at the same time is grow older. Although some may think the cartoon is nothing more than a joke, it's actually closer to reality than you think.

That's right, eat healthy, exercise, don't smoke, do everything healthy and you'll still be up the creek without a paddle and die anyway. Maybe 1 in a 1000 will have good luck with old age, but most won't, so party on

Besides, chances are even if you're healthy, getting hit by a bus might just take you out.

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[FarmerChick]

hmm..yea there is a point there LOL

[onfire]

Eight thoughts to ponder

Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.





Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 6

Men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .

Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

- - and as someone recently said to me: " Don 't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

[N.J.THer]

I always thought I would live to be 100 but then I had kids. Now I'm hoping to hit 50.

NJ