Post By bartholomewroberts
Post By snakeyes
Post By releventchair
May 10, 2012, 12:26 AM
May 10, 2012 12:26 AM
May 10, 2012, 08:15 AM
When I owned my own business a few years back, one of my workers was a real problem.... He would work... but very slowly.. I put up with this for a while and , fortunately for me, found another job. He asked me for a reference. Therein lies the problem... do I say the truth, and get the labour relations board after me for denigrating a person..... or do I lie and let the next person deal with the problem. So.... my recommendation went like thus...... 'If you can get this individual to work for you, you will indeed be fortunate'
May 10, 2012, 10:05 AM
nah, I don't say them. I think them.
Like to hubby---'You did a great job on that" and not spoken---but geez if you could move your ass a bit faster it would have been done 3 months ago and too bad you couldn't figure out how to handle those holes and not mutiliate them with the drill. for heavens sake, ever hear of measure twice, drill once? ya stupid *&**((
I guess I don't say the second half because I am mellowing with age now. younger I would have said it
there is nothing worse than a compliment with the words included: BUT or However then the zinger comes LOL
May 10, 2012, 11:59 AM
You look good.......for your age.
May 10, 2012, 02:35 PM
"He isn't afraid of hard work . . . he can lie down next to it all day without a care in the world."
Guns don't kill citizens . . . CORRUPT GOVERNMENTS kill citizens.
But seriously, guns don't reallly deter crime. Cops only carry guns because it makes them look cool.
"The problem with an "open mind" is that your brains keep falling out!"
If you can afford beer, drugs, cigarettes, manicures and tatoos - You don't need food stamps or welfare.
It's OK if you disagree with me. I can't force you to be right --- or do right.
May 11, 2012, 06:51 PM
WOW, you're my hero! THANKS!
Originally Posted by bartholomewroberts
Awesome reply and sure wish I'd thought of that years ago.
"Everything is an anomaly" Michigan Badger
May 11, 2012, 09:28 PM
Nice feller . If he ever meets a turtle if will be face to face ; he'll never pass one
May 11, 2012, 11:04 PM
On a construction site, forman to employee "I'm gonna have to let you go" employee " Why whats wrong with my work" Forman "Oh your work is fine, just not enough of it".
I took the road less traveled------------------- and now I'm lost
The secret to a long life ....................... make sure the sailor at the helm can't swim
May 12, 2012, 06:36 PM
Does this dress make me look fat?? No your fat makes you fat. Your not bald ! You have flesh colored hair Excuse me mam Your feet are smaller then mine so you can get closer to the sink.
May 12, 2012, 09:37 PM
If it weren't for backhanded complements spartacus53 you would have no complements at all!
It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Mark Twain
May 13, 2012, 12:49 PM
onfire, it's better to tell a woman trying to squeeze her feet into tiny shoes, to try the box they came in instead
Hotzone, you may have a point there.. Then again, I'm always open to learn more
May 13, 2012, 04:37 PM
Wife or girlfriend: "Do these pants make my ass look fatter?"
Husband or boyfriend: "Nope, it's not the pants!"
One must be smarter than the equipment they are working with!
May 13, 2012, 08:18 PM
My reply to that no win question is : 'Doesn't matter . Long as you keep turnin it around and bringing it back to me it's my favorite one to look at .'
Originally Posted by Ace350
May 14, 2012, 06:46 PM
When someone comments on there own lack off hair, i,ll look at it and assure them it would be a lot in a bowl of soup!
Hey , I.don,t have all the answers but sometimes coffee tastes better over an open fire.
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