You Know Youre Getting Old When....

[AU24K]

Ya know, you're getting old when you start to seriously consider your "bucket list."

Scott

 

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[packerbacker]

You know you're old when the salesman offers a lifetime warranty and you don't find it that impressive.

 

[packerbacker]

You realize you don't have enough time left to recoup your investment in solar power for your house.

 

[packerbacker]

The knowledge of the location of a bathroom is always important

 

[packerbacker]

you know your old when a website asks for your age and you click on the dropdown to discover your age isn't one of the listed choices

 

[packerbacker]

The doctor doesn't ask you how you are feeling anymore, they ask the person that drove you to the doctor.

 

[packerbacker]

When you find a woman in her 40's and everyone tells you "She's young enough to be your daughter".

 

[packerbacker]

Your belt works better as a belly sling than a belt to hold up your pants.
Farting has become risky for your shorts.
You get scared when the kids want to take you for a drive.
You want a new puppy but you aren't sure who you will leave it to.

 

[truckinbutch]

A 16 mile stretch of highway used to be hosted by 32 roadhouses and on a Saturday night you stopped at the one that had a parking spot ..............
>>>All the same , dark , smokey , dance floor surrounded by booths . Belly rubbin music on the jukebox . Everybody knew you by your name .
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Today: 2 conveince stores with high dollar gas , beer to go , no music or place to sit , and a 'Get yur S... and get out ...' attitude.
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They don't care what your name is or where you came from .

 

[packerbacker]

You don't mind religious folks at your door 'cause you enjoy the company.
You throw away your mousetraps for the same reason.

 

[AU24K]

When you have deja vu more than once a day.

When you wonder why the hell even get out of bed today.

When you wake up at exactly the same time every morning. Without an alarm clock.

When a trip to the barber for a haircut includes an ear hair cut, too.

When I can't remember the other one I was gonna post...

Best,
Scott

 

[AU24K]

Oh, yeah!
I just remembered. Stop pushin', kids. I'm old. I move at my own speed...

"Ahem"

When you are driving in the left lane on the interstate and people are constantly passing on the right.
(Move the hell out of the way!)
{Shakes tiny fist at rush hour traffic.}

Best,
Scott

 

[Chadeaux]

Whew!!! For a second there I imagined you in the OTHER left lane . . . the one with oncoming traffic.

 

[packerbacker]

You start finding it difficult to see over the steering wheel.

 

[packerbacker]

Your dog is considering putting you to sleep.

 

[packerbacker]

You think the old lady in the "Klapper" commercial is hot.

 

[packerbacker]

You don't drink to forget, you drink to remember.

 

[packerbacker]

What do you mean, Truman isn't the president anymore??

 

[calisdad]

You think you might be getting old when:

You see if your tooth brush is wet to remember if you just brushed your teeth.

 

[packerbacker]

You know you're old when the Minnesota Vikings win the Superbowl.