My Magic Green Hat

FarmerChick

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My Magic Green Hat


The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.



Here's the hat:
View attachment untitledhat.bmp

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!



 

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My Magic Green Hat


The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.



Here's the hat:
View attachment 684028

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.

If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!




ROFLMBO
 

austin

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Had a student here in Texas start wearing one to class at our high school. One day he asks me why a lot of his "buds" quit hanging with him and their parents quit inviting him over. Seems his daddy was really La Migra and nobody knew it That's where he got the hat. I was laughing too hard to answer so one of the girls took him aside and explained it to him.
 

knarf44

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"But...don't try it at McDonald's.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never got my order!"


That is cold! But........................Soooooo funny!!!!
 

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