INTERESTING FACTS FOR GUN OWNERS……AND DOCTORS!

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(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.

Now think about this:



Guns



(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.
(Yes, that's 80 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is
1,500.
.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.0000188
Statistics courtesy of the FBI

So statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.
Remember, Guns don't kill people, doctors do!!!


FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT, almost everyone has at least
one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be
killed by a doctor than as by a gun owner!!!

Now if you have more than one doctor, you're just **** out of luck!!!



Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on
Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical
attention!
:laughing7:
 

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We need congress to enact strong new laws banning doctors to stop this epicdemic.......
 

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Don't have to ban the doctors, with the new health care legislation you'll have to wait 20 years in line to see one anyhow, so they become irrelevant:laughing7:
 

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Guns are not the problem.. People are the problem.. Some lunatic has mental problems and commits a crime what do we do send him to jail hell no.. His lawyer says he has a problem and we send him to rehabilitation and then give him his certificate and turn him lose into society.. Then whats he do shoots somebody and it's the guns fault.. BS in my opinion..Guns don't hurt people the saystem failing hurts people.. As for doctors of course they are dangerous because what's more dangerous than a gun.. Money and greed.. Doctors the bad corrupt money hungry ones hurt people but hide behind their lawyers and loopholes and get away with it.. Don't get me wrong there are good ones.. But money and greed runs this country and does far more damage than a gun ever will... I for one can't stand these idiots on tv screamig to disarm Americans.. To them I say guns fought for and gave you your freedom protect your country and were put into your into our hands by our forefathers to protect us from the very thing that threatens this country today.. These moronic politicians who don't care so much about improving this great country as they do leaving their mark and lining their pockets.. To them I say get bent you want my guns come get them.. But know this there is more like me out there and when you start violating peoples rights and amemndmants well then you can deal with what you asked for... God bless the 2nd amendmant and screw the politician that tries to mess with it...
 

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Maybe Dianne Feinstein will take the lead in congress to stop this horrendous epidemic.
 

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Maybe Dianne Feinstein will take the lead in congress to stop this horrendous epidemic. A 10 patient or less "clip" per doctor, 1 patient at a time in waiting room, no more auto feed of patients waiting...........
 

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Folks,

You guys are a hoot.....here's a little tune to go along with the thread:-



Regards + HH

Bill
 

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Hey everyone, how many shrinks does it take to change a light bulb? Answer ONE but the light bulb has to really want to change! :laughing7: :laughing9::occasion14: Hope that wasn't to off topic!
 

bill from lachine

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Rebel,

Me thinks if you're expecting something rational you may have taken a wrong turn my friend...I'm just here for the chuckles and free beer....bigscoop promised me he owed me one....lol.

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Bill

LOL! INCITING anti-doctors lobby, eh? Hmmm...
 

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Butch,

Just tell him/her to be gentle or slip them a c note and hope for the best...

p.s.and just hope they don't have large fingers....lol.

Regards + HH

Bill


JEEZE! You brought that up at a terrible time for me when I got to see a proctoligist tomorrow ???
 

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All of the girls at the Tiki Bar are packing. Bouncer is a midget, what else could I do. :laughing7:
 

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