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    Wise Italian Grandfather

    Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

    An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me.

    I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me.

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife,

    lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos."

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

    "Whatta you gonna do then ? Pointa to your watch and say, "times up" ?

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