New Contest...........TNs Best Liar!!!

[Big Diggin]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

I hope most people read all the lies before voting. I went back through them and I had missed some really good tales.

 

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[DANGLANGLEY]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

Yeah, I was seventeen when this lie thing started and now I am fortyteen or somewhere abouts. I am somewhat gullible in most TN users eyes. can't hep it though bein from right in the midle of hillbilly hell. I just hope hat big ole whatchamacallet don't get me afore i get my back door closed and et ba

 

[Monty]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

That sir, is a lie! ! M nty

 

[AU24K]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

I was out one night in the middle of the day swinging my magic stick looking for a dropped coin or two down main street, when out of the woods appeared a deer! He started snorting and pawing and I thought he might charge me since I was in his neighborhood. Well, I raised my "coinshooter" and fired at him from the hip by pressing my retune discriminator button on the handle. I'm guessing that I just missed him and the beam grazed his nose because his antlers fell off and he bolted back into his subdivision. I ran to where his antlers fell and to my surprise found that this was no ordinary deer. I know y'all have heard of reindeer, well this was a Ringdeer!
After collecting the fallen antlers, I thought maybe I should check the area to see if maybe a ring or two had fallen off. Well, right under where the antlers were I got a strong signal. I proceeeded to dig up the signal and to my amazment found this cache of over 1100 coins!
Needless to say I'm going back to this subdivision and look some more.
I swear this is a true story--if you don't believe me ask my blind friend, he saw it all,
'cause he wasn't there either!
Scott

 

[Montana Jim]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

topdaddy! That was pretty good!

LMFAO

Um... this contest ended back on March 3rd.

But I still liked the story!

 

[AU24K]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

Sorry i missed the deadline but I was preparing for Easter Church service. Revelation 1:18.
Scott

 

[texan connection]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

Very fitting, that last entry (rev 1:18) is the truth, and never to late, on easter, like the resurection.

 

[AU24K]

Re: New Contest...........TN's Best Liar!!!

Texan, still my favorite avatar 'cause I love Calvin and Hobbes!
Scott