The Captain Of The Ship*****

[Frankn]

OK, let's evaluate the Captain of the ship.
He sailed out with half a tank of fuel at high speed. The engineer said they were low on fuel. He said more speed. There was a temporary stop while they refueled.

The passengers told the Captain that some one was searching there rooms. He said it was for there own safety and no information found would be kept.

The passengers were getting sick. He said he was trying to keep cost down so he just hired one doctor. They said they paid for a luxery cruise.

When pirates attacked he ordered the only guard to stop them with a water pistol.

I think it's time for the Captain to check out. The big problem is the First Mate doesn't know the bow from the stern! Frank...

PS: The Captain said he is sorry he misrepresented the cruise!

 

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[Frankn]

Well, I got one PM. I don't think anyone else drew the parallel. Frank...

 

[Chadeaux]

Yeah, I understand the parable and agree ... but I was just on Ban and didn't want to go back right away.

 

[Frankn]

OK, let's evaluate the Captain of the ship.
He sailed out with half a tank of fuel at high speed. The engineer said they were low on fuel. He said more speed. There was a temporary stop while they refueled.

The passengers told the Captain that some one was searching there rooms. He said it was for there own safety and no information found would be kept.

The passengers were getting sick. He said he was trying to keep cost down so he just hired one doctor. They said they paid for a luxery cruise.

When pirates attacked he ordered the only guard to stop them with a water pistol.

I think it's time for the Captain to check out. The big problem is the First Mate doesn't know the bow from the stern! Frank...
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PS: The Captain said he is sorry he misrepresented the cruise!

PS: The Captain said everyone in tourist class must move to first class and pay the difference!
PS: Wait a minute, there is to much decent, Maybe you can keep tourist for this trip.

 

[smokeythecat]

I get it. How do you spell clueless and liar? I did read where somebody pretty important said that your (that is, his) father is a liar and the father of all lies. So who's ever going to believe him again?

 

[Frankn]

I get it. How do you spell clueless and liar? I did read where somebody pretty important said that your (that is, his) father is a liar and the father of all lies. So who's ever going to believe him again?

"deceptive" It served his purpose, that is until the smoke cleared. The thing about not telling the truth about something is it takes another not telling the truth to cover the first. Frank...

 

[worldtalker]

I thought the Captain was supposed to go down with the ship!

God Bless

Chris

 

[Frankn]

I thought the Captain was supposed to go down with the ship!

God Bless

Chris

I think he is doing the dog paddle right now. His big problem is this is not the first of his ships to sink. Frank...

This might be his getaway craft chris. lol

 

[G.I.B.]

Don't you need to amend the 2nd sentence for it's forum and decor? After all, the guard dogs are watching.

 

[Frankn]

I think the Captain would like to do away with the second! Frank...

 

[smokeythecat]

I just think we're up the creek....

 

[Frankn]

I just think we're up the creek....

It's time to start whittling the paddle! Frank...Or changing boats!!

 

[Frankn]

Is it possible the Captain is displaying a little fear? Frank...

 

[Frankn]

Hay, the Captain took a look and agreed to wait 6 months before checking the water in the bilge again and deciding if he should turn on the bilge pumps again. I think he is using the Nortn Korea system. Frank...
How deep it is!

 

[Rawhide]

The stage is set, marine law will be in effect, there will be no new captains.

 

[Frankn]

Well, the little over half the crew that wanted to stay on the ship are having second thoughts, but the Capt wants to stay. I think more than half the passengers want off. Frank...

 

[Frankn]

Well, the Capt. just stated that no one gets off while I am here. Perhaps we need to 'peach' the Capt. Frank...

I just saw where Harvard students voted that we would be better off without the Captain!

 

[Frankn]

Well another exemption has been allowed to leave the ship. How long can the ship stay afloat? Frank...

 

[worldtalker]

It's time to start whittling the paddle! Frank...Or changing boats!! View attachment 901400

No sense in that Frank------we're still goin down!

 

[worldtalker]

Well another exemption has been allowed to leave the ship. How long can the ship stay afloat? Frank...
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You tell me.