Gypsy has chosen the final five, tough job.........she was up most of the night reading yer big fat lies! I set the voting to run fer a week, I know this is going to be close! Get yer vote in & tell us who gets the prize! Good luck & remember..............the winner must also stand in the corner fer a couple hours & I may let Gypsy spank them cause lying is so very wrong.
Also Gypsy wanted me to me to mention the close runner-ups, the people who made her desiscion very difficult..........
Dis-Honorable Mentions:
Texas Connection
WaterColor
Txkickergirl
WolfmanJoe
Underbear
Sparky
Stephen
TNT2000
Lucky
"Agitate! Agitate! Ought to be the motto of every reformer. Agitation is the opposite of stagnation...... one is life, the other death."
-Ernestine L. Rose-
Uh oh.........Gypsy aint too keen on the "spanking" part, says she will dress in a business suit & wear a Hilary Clinton mask. I think Id pass on the spanking if I were you.
"Agitate! Agitate! Ought to be the motto of every reformer. Agitation is the opposite of stagnation...... one is life, the other death."
-Ernestine L. Rose-
Uh oh.........Gypsy aint too keen on the "spanking" part, says she will dress in a business suit & wear a Hilary Clinton mask. I think Id pass on the spanking if I were you.
Then shes gonna have to wear that a life time! Lucky as I am I'm not in America, so I won't see that!
Uh oh.........Gypsy aint too keen on the "spanking" part, says she will dress in a business suit & wear a Hilary Clinton mask. I think Id pass on the spanking if I were you.
Ooooh, I have a thing for Hillary. She's so...so....so....so much like a dominatrix. I wanna win for sure, now. Spank me, PLEASE. Spank me hard. hehehe
For the record, I voted for myself 18 times. Uh, oops ... forgot the lying portion of the contest is over now. Sorry.
To help everyone vote – without having to go back to back and scan through ~340 posts to find the top 5 stories – they are summarized here. If you read them once, this is probably enough to remind you…
Packerbacker – the scary yarn about the “Witch's Grave.”
TreasureTales – the lame story about getting President Bush’s permission to hunt the White House lawn and finding a solid gold acorn that weighs 2,000 lbs.
BuckleBoy – the interesting tale of using a backhoe to dig up Clint Eastwood wearing a CW buckle, a pile of gold bars, a $2.50 gold coin, and a 4th century A.D. Roman Gold Ring.
TreasureJack – he attended annual roast of Prince Charles, asked to find missing items belonging to the Royal Crown – which turned out to be 5 past James Bond characters. Some treasure...
King of Swing – the story of digging down 25" and finding the world's largest gold coin and sleeping with Carmen Electra. Uh huh...
If you always do what you always did, you will always get what you always got...
To help everyone vote – without having to go back to back and scan through ~340 posts to find the top 5 stories – they are summarized here. If you read them once, this is probably enough to remind you…
Packerbacker – the scary yarn about the “Witch's Grave.”
TreasureTales – the lame story about getting President Bush’s permission to hunt the White House lawn and finding a solid gold acorn that weighs 2,000 lbs.
BuckleBoy – the interesting tale of using a backhoe to dig up Clint Eastwood wearing a CW buckle, a pile of gold bars, a $2.50 gold coin, and a 4th century A.D. Roman Gold Ring.
TreasureJack – he attended annual roast of Prince Charles, asked to find missing items belonging to the Royal Crown – which turned out to be 5 past James Bond characters. Some treasure...
King of Swing – the story of digging down 25" and finding the world's largest gold coin and sleeping with Carmen Electra. Uh huh...
Wow, that's not a biased synopsis at all, is it? LOL
Ah, Michelle, I'll vote for you....as the most tender liar on the board. You are such a #@!$%#@! cat, how could you expect to be in the running?
Wow, I don't know why my comment was censored. Now it looks like I called you a dirty name. I assure you I didn't. I said you were a pu$$y cat, which isn't a dirty word at all. I was paying you a compliment. Sheesh, this is how bad feelings start, the automated censor is going too far. What's wrong with comparing someone to a small, tender, gentle, soft, kitten?
This was a tuff' decision, seeing how I didn't make the cut :P
So, I had to go back through the thread to make my final decision and although I gave TreasureTales a hard time during the competition this one line posted by the King Of Swing caught my eye.
I need to show everyone that after being happily married for 15 years I think I know the way to a woman's heart.
I know it was actually part of a bribe, but it still seemed to be the best possible lie to me for the two reason I highlighted in bold... happily married,,, No such critter.... woman's heart,,, Again, no such critter...
It's still all in fun guys,,, I had a really good time reading the stories and it did keep me busy while waiting for all this snow to melt...
Good luck to all, & Happy hunting~
Cripes, I'm damaged forever, and - there is an hour of my life I'll never get back... The line between "lies" and "major a$$ Kissin" got blurry real quick!
You have a tough choice Gypsy... I voted, but I ain't sayin.
To help everyone vote – without having to go back to back and scan through ~340 posts to find the top 5 stories – they are summarized here. If you read them once, this is probably enough to remind you…
BuckleBoy – the interesting tale of using a backhoe to dig up Clint Eastwood wearing a CW buckle, a pile of gold bars, a $2.50 gold coin, and a 4th century A.D. Roman Gold Ring.
You forgot about the 90 year old woman and the sharpie marker!
LOL.
-Buckleboy
Spring 2012 CaneField Bandits Totals: TEN Half Reales:
1740, 1777, 1784, 1796, 1801, 180?, 1806, 1807, 1808, and 1814
1836 8 Reales
A 17?? One Real
1819 Token/Jeton
Two "Russian Blue" Trade Beads
Henry Clay Campaign Button FIVE Early New Orleans Seated Coins:
1838-O Dime (no stars), Three 1839-O Half Dimes, an 1840-O Dime, and an 1842-O Half Dime
1892 Barber Dime
1918 Walking Liberty Half
1866 and 18?? Shield Nickels, and some GawGag V's and Beefaloes. Military Relics: Possible Spanish Colonial Era Cap Badge
FOUR War of 1812 Artillery Buttons
1820s Pewter Militia "U.S." Button
CW Eagle Artillery Cuff Button
CW Eagle Infantry Officer's Coat Button
3-Ringers, Enfields, Musketballs, and Shell Fragments
Any relics, coins, or other items appearing in my finds posts were found on PRIVATE PROPERTY with total consent and permission from the owners of said property.
BTW, wolfman, you only mentioned one of my stories. Frankly, I think my best lie was the story about digging to hell and meeting satan - now there was a great story if I do say so myself. hehehe
BTW, wolfman, you only mentioned one of my stories. Frankly, I think my best lie was the story about digging to hell and meeting satan - now there was a great story if I do say so myself. hehehe
Yeah but you forgot to mention Satans dog.............
"Agitate! Agitate! Ought to be the motto of every reformer. Agitation is the opposite of stagnation...... one is life, the other death."
-Ernestine L. Rose-
AP, that's one scary pooch. Let's see...if he's in hell with satan, and it's hot in hell ...well he must be a HOT DOG. LOL Couddn't help myself, sorry.
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Originally Posted by packerbacker
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The line between "lies" and "major a$$ Kissin" got blurry real quick! 
RR
