**VOTE TNs BIGGEST LIAR**

[Mighty AP]

**VOTE TN's BIGGEST LIAR**

Gypsy has chosen the final five, tough job.........she was up most of the night reading yer big fat lies! I set the voting to run fer a week, I know this is going to be close! Get yer vote in & tell us who gets the prize! Good luck & remember..............the winner must also stand in the corner fer a couple hours & I may let Gypsy spank them cause lying is so very wrong.
Also Gypsy wanted me to me to mention the close runner-ups, the people who made her desiscion very difficult..........

Dis-Honorable Mentions:

Texas Connection
WaterColor
Txkickergirl
WolfmanJoe
Underbear
Sparky
Stephen
TNT2000
Lucky

 

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[packerbacker]

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What will Gypsy be wearing during the spanking process?

 

[PBK]

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What will Gypsy be wearing during the spanking process?

 

[Mighty AP]

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Uh oh.........Gypsy aint too keen on the "spanking" part, says she will dress in a business suit & wear a Hilary Clinton mask. I think Id pass on the spanking if I were you.

 

[packerbacker]

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Yikes!!......................that's "Yikes" to the Hillary mask, the gloves look nice compared to that

 

[Eu_citzen]

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Uh oh.........Gypsy aint too keen on the "spanking" part, says she will dress in a business suit & wear a Hilary Clinton mask. I think Id pass on the spanking if I were you.

Then shes gonna have to wear that a life time! Lucky as I am I'm not in America, so I won't see that!

 

[EDDE]

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What will Gypsy be wearing during the spanking process?

meow

 

[EDDE]

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i voted for fudge packer

 

[TreasureTales]

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Uh oh.........Gypsy aint too keen on the "spanking" part, says she will dress in a business suit & wear a Hilary Clinton mask. I think Id pass on the spanking if I were you.

Ooooh, I have a thing for Hillary. She's so...so....so....so much like a dominatrix. I wanna win for sure, now. Spank me, PLEASE. Spank me hard. hehehe


For the record, I voted for myself 18 times. Uh, oops ... forgot the lying portion of the contest is over now. Sorry.

 

[wolfmanjoe3]

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To help everyone vote – without having to go back to back and scan through ~340 posts to find the top 5 stories – they are summarized here. If you read them once, this is probably enough to remind you…

Packerbacker – the scary yarn about the “Witch's Grave.”

TreasureTales – the lame story about getting President Bush’s permission to hunt the White House lawn and finding a solid gold acorn that weighs 2,000 lbs.

BuckleBoy – the interesting tale of using a backhoe to dig up Clint Eastwood wearing a CW buckle, a pile of gold bars, a $2.50 gold coin, and a 4th century A.D. Roman Gold Ring.

TreasureJack – he attended annual roast of Prince Charles, asked to find missing items belonging to the Royal Crown – which turned out to be 5 past James Bond characters. Some treasure...

King of Swing – the story of digging down 25" and finding the world's largest gold coin and sleeping with Carmen Electra. Uh huh...

 

[TreasureTales]

Re: **VOTE TN's BIGGEST LIAR**

To help everyone vote – without having to go back to back and scan through ~340 posts to find the top 5 stories – they are summarized here. If you read them once, this is probably enough to remind you…

Packerbacker – the scary yarn about the “Witch's Grave.”

TreasureTales – the lame story about getting President Bush’s permission to hunt the White House lawn and finding a solid gold acorn that weighs 2,000 lbs.

BuckleBoy – the interesting tale of using a backhoe to dig up Clint Eastwood wearing a CW buckle, a pile of gold bars, a $2.50 gold coin, and a 4th century A.D. Roman Gold Ring.

TreasureJack – he attended annual roast of Prince Charles, asked to find missing items belonging to the Royal Crown – which turned out to be 5 past James Bond characters. Some treasure...

King of Swing – the story of digging down 25" and finding the world's largest gold coin and sleeping with Carmen Electra. Uh huh...

Wow, that's not a biased synopsis at all, is it? LOL

 

[Michelle]

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NOT LISTED

 

[TreasureTales]

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NOT LISTED

Ah, Michelle, I'll vote for you....as the most tender liar on the board. You are such a #@!$%#@! cat, how could you expect to be in the running?


Wow, I don't know why my comment was censored. Now it looks like I called you a dirty name. I assure you I didn't. I said you were a pu$$y cat, which isn't a dirty word at all. I was paying you a compliment. Sheesh, this is how bad feelings start, the automated censor is going too far. What's wrong with comparing someone to a small, tender, gentle, soft, kitten?

 

[Leon]

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This was a tuff' decision, seeing how I didn't make the cut :P
So, I had to go back through the thread to make my final decision and although I gave TreasureTales a hard time during the competition this one line posted by the King Of Swing caught my eye.

I need to show everyone that after being happily married for 15 years I think I know the way to a woman's heart.

I know it was actually part of a bribe, but it still seemed to be the best possible lie to me for the two reason I highlighted in bold...
happily married,,, No such critter....
woman's heart,,, Again, no such critter...

It's still all in fun guys,,, I had a really good time reading the stories and it did keep me busy while waiting for all this snow to melt...
Good luck to all, & Happy hunting~

 

[Montana Jim]

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Ooooofff... I just re-read all those lies! :P

Cripes, I'm damaged forever, and - there is an hour of my life I'll never get back... The line between "lies" and "major a$$ Kissin" got blurry real quick!

You have a tough choice Gypsy... I voted, but I ain't sayin.

 

[BuckleBoy]

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To help everyone vote – without having to go back to back and scan through ~340 posts to find the top 5 stories – they are summarized here. If you read them once, this is probably enough to remind you…

BuckleBoy – the interesting tale of using a backhoe to dig up Clint Eastwood wearing a CW buckle, a pile of gold bars, a $2.50 gold coin, and a 4th century A.D. Roman Gold Ring.

You forgot about the 90 year old woman and the sharpie marker!

LOL.

-Buckleboy

 

[TreasureTales]

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BTW, wolfman, you only mentioned one of my stories. Frankly, I think my best lie was the story about digging to hell and meeting satan - now there was a great story if I do say so myself. hehehe

 

[Mighty AP]

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BTW, wolfman, you only mentioned one of my stories. Frankly, I think my best lie was the story about digging to hell and meeting satan - now there was a great story if I do say so myself. hehehe

Yeah but you forgot to mention Satans dog.............

 

[TreasureTales]

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AP, that's one scary pooch. Let's see...if he's in hell with satan, and it's hot in hell ...well he must be a HOT DOG. LOL Couddn't help myself, sorry.

 

[River Rat]

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My vote is in and may the best "Liar" win.

Never in my born days have I ever seen so many liars...this has been fun...you are all winners!!

RR