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Mar 04, 2007, 02:56 PM
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You've just been hired as Marketing Director
Ok, you've just been hired by a struggling metal detector company and your first mission is to create those perfect marketing slogans to help improve sales. So let's see what you can come up with? Who knows, we might even have to hold a vote for the best slogans.......you may also create the company name.
Example: SEEKER Detectors
Made for Deep Thinkers
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Mar 04, 2007, 03:00 PM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
My personal signature slogan says it all as far as I'm concerned. It's one of those double meaning things.
TREASURE EACH DAY
It means that hopefully we'll find treasure each and every day, and that we should treasure each and every day of our lives.
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Mar 04, 2007, 10:50 PM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
For Tesoro Detectors > "Treasure By Any Other Name - Tesoro"
For White's Detectors > "The Last Name in Metal Detecting"
Garrett's Detectors > "If We're Good Enough for the Airports - We're Good Enough for You!"
Fisher Detectors > "Today's the Day"
MineLab > "The Down Under Wonder"
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Mar 04, 2007, 11:11 PM
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CROWN METAL DETECTORS
"The True of all Detectors"
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Mar 04, 2007, 11:27 PM
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"YO, this is whatcha SWING to find all the "
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Mar 04, 2007, 11:41 PM
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Pirate Detectors - When a Patch & a Parrot Aren't Enough
Bragger Detectors - Ours Is The Best Detector EVER!
Pinocchio Detectors - We Don't Lie About Our Quality
RoadRunner Detectors - Beep-Beep
Fortune Detector Company - We Made Ours-Now It's Your Turn
Karl von Mueller Detector Company - Cache & Carry
Newbie Detectors - Look, I Found A Nail!
Old Pro Detectors - If It Ain't CW, It Ain't Worth A Damn
TreasureJack Detectors - A Jack of All Treasures - Master of Some
King of Swing Detectores - Please Buy Me-I'm Poor & Need the Money
TreasureTale Detectors - Never Have to Lie Again-Buy A TT Detector Instead
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Mar 04, 2007, 11:52 PM
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Treasure Tale Detectors > "U probably won't find Treasure, so just leave em with a Tale"
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Mar 04, 2007, 11:55 PM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
 Originally Posted by King of Swing
Treasure Tale Detectors > "U probably won't find Treasure, so just leave em with a Tale"
LOL You are sooooo jealous!!!
TreasureTales Detectors - heads or tales - you can't lose
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Mar 05, 2007, 12:01 AM
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I am not jealous - I don't even care if I'm losing to you in the Liars contest - Being behind you in the contest isn't even on my mind - I don't even care about winning the digging tool.
King of Swing Detectors > "True Royalty when it comes to performance - Makes all others look common"
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Mar 05, 2007, 12:02 AM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
 Originally Posted by King of Swing
I am not jealous - I don't even care if I'm losing to you in the Liars contest - Being behind you in the contest isn't even on my mind - I don't even care about winning the digging tool.
King of Swing Detectors > "True Royalty when it comes to performance - Makes all others look common"
To paraphrase Shakespear: "Me thinks he doth protest too much."
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Mar 05, 2007, 12:05 AM
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I think it's spelled Shakespeare
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Mar 05, 2007, 12:38 AM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
PBK Detectors - Our Detectors ID It Before It's Dug
AP Detecting Equipment - Forget the Detector, The Digging Tool is what counts!
King of Swing Detectors - King of Detectors And That's No Lie
Sunset Detectors by Monica - Don't Let The Sun Go Down On You
Born Again Detectors - Resurrect The Past
Viagra Do-It-Yourself Detector Company - Erect Your Own
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Mar 05, 2007, 12:53 AM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
Treasurejack Detectors - "The true Jack of all Treasure"
Treasure Tales Detectors - "While you're finding Treasure, they'll be making up Tales"
PBK Detectors - "The only detector that will point you in the right direction"
Gypsyheart Detectors - "If it can rust, We can find it"
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Mar 05, 2007, 01:12 AM
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Paladin Detectors - Have Detector-Will Travel
Bonanza Detectors - Models include: The Little Joe, The Adam, The Ben, and the strongest of all...The Hoss
I Love Lucy Detector Company - No Splainin' Needed
American Express Detectors - Don't Leave Home Without It
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Mar 05, 2007, 01:18 AM
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Wow, you guys are funny. You should compete to see who can win Powerball the first, bet one of you would win.
If you do, I get 10% for the idea though
Sincerely,
Randy Wright
Mix Engineer
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Mar 05, 2007, 01:31 AM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
The Redneck Detector - "This is the champion of pull tabs & bottle tops; it will even ID Duct tape"
The Mr. T Detector - "I pity the fool that buys elsewhere"
The Hulk Hogan Detector - "Whatcha gonna do when the 24" searchcoil finds you"
The Dukes of Hazzard Detector - "Just good ol' boys & their good ol' toys"
The Mini-Me Detector - "Perfect for those hard to get at places"
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Mar 05, 2007, 01:37 AM
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Mar 05, 2007, 01:53 AM
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Victoria's Secret Detector Company - Put Some Junk in Your Trunk
Anna Nicole Detectors - Cheap & Easy
Larry Flint Detector Company - If It's Dirty, We Dig It
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Mar 05, 2007, 01:56 AM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
 Originally Posted by TreasureTales
Victoria's Secret Detector Company - Put Some Junk in Your Trunk
Anna Nicole Detectors - Cheap & Easy
Larry Flint Detector Company - If It's Dirty, We Dig It
Now those are hilarious
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Mar 05, 2007, 02:05 AM
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Re: You've just been hired as Marketing Director
The Heidi Fleiss Detector - "We offer more BANG for your buck"
The Hugh Heffner Detector - "You can never have too many"
The Dolly Parton Detector - "Ours come with huge (DDD) headphones"
The Dick Clark Detector - "The original is over 100 years old & still running great" & another "You can beat a Garrett, you can beat a Whites, but you can't beat a Dick"
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