JAILS & NURSING HOMES

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JAIL'S & NURSING HOMES

JAIL'S & NURSING HOMES



This is Great!

Look at it both ways:

(I am looking....I am looking!)

SOME LOGIC TO THIS!

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail

and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

A. SENIORS IN JAIL:

1. Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

2. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions,

dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

3. They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

4. They would have constant video monitoring,

so they would be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.

5. Bedding would be washed twice a week

and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

6. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

7. All meals and snacks would be brought to them

8. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

9. They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room,

spiritual counseling, a pool and education.

10. Free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

11. Simple clothing - i.e. shoes, slippers, PJ's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.

12. There would be private, secure rooms provided

for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

13. Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

14. They would receive daily phone calls.

15. There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU

would fight for their rights and protection.

16. The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available,

at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.



B. And now for the Criminals (in Nursing Homes)

1. They would receive cold food.

2. They would be left alone and unsupervised.

3. They would receive showers once a week.

4. They would live in tiny rooms,

for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

5. They would have no hope of ever getting out.



"Sounds like justice to me!"

Let's vote on this ...

If you agree, pass this on!
 

Rebel - KGC

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JAIL'S & NURSING HOMES



This is Great!

Look at it both ways:

(I am looking....I am looking!)

SOME LOGIC TO THIS!

Here's the way it should be:

Let's put the seniors in jail

and the criminals in nursing homes.

This would correct two things in one motion:

A. SENIORS IN JAIL:

1. Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

2. They would receive unlimited free prescriptions,

dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.

3. They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.

4. They would have constant video monitoring,

so they would be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.

5. Bedding would be washed twice a week

and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.

6. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.

7. All meals and snacks would be brought to them

8. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

9. They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room,

spiritual counseling, a pool and education.

10. Free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.

11. Simple clothing - i.e. shoes, slippers, PJ's - and legal aid would be free, upon request.

12. There would be private, secure rooms provided

for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.

13. Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.

14. They would receive daily phone calls.

15. There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU

would fight for their rights and protection.

16. The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available,

at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.



B. And now for the Criminals (in Nursing Homes)

1. They would receive cold food.

2. They would be left alone and unsupervised.

3. They would receive showers once a week.

4. They would live in tiny rooms,

for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.

5. They would have no hope of ever getting out.



"Sounds like justice to me!"

Let's vote on this ...

If you agree, pass this on!

HA! Made a copy to give to my mother-in-law; who IS in a "nursing home" (she calls it a hospital). She will pass it around to residents & staff; MAY cause a RIOT there. LPD may be called in; no SWAT TEAM... YET, dunno. "They" DO get MEAN, when "they" are GRUMPY!
 

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packerbacker

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I told my kids I WANTED to be put in a home when they told me that they would take care of me. I told them I didn't want them leaving me out in the driveway in pouring rain like they do my tools. :)
 

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