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    NASTIEST... Smelling/ Farting dog in the WORLD!!!!

    Not a great topic I agree... But this morning I'm sitting here with my morning coffee, watching TV and surfing on Tnet. This is basically my same routine most everyday. MY old male boxer, "Bubba" walks into my office (as usual) and looks over the front of the desk and we "talk". He then lies in front of my large desk and does the LOUDEST, NASTIEST fart any dog has ever DONE... EVER!!!! It fact it went on and on and on....! I was impressed at first because my old boxer could have held his own over an open campfire with any of us.

    20 seconds later I swear the wallpaper, paint and my nose hairs were all burning. NEVER, NEVER, never have I had a dog "light up" a room like my old boxer "Bubba" just did. I stood up and was going to start yelling at him to get out.... but he's leaving himself!!!!! I followed quickly and hit the overhead fan to boot on the way out. 1 minute later my son pulls up in the driveway after taking his daughter to school. He walks into the back door and INSTANTLY starts screaming... "Dad, what the hell did you eat"....????

    Bubba is lying by the dining room table looking innocent as hell, my son is screaming at me for "farting" and then my wife gets up because of all of us reacting (to Bubba). 3-4 minutes later my WIFE IS SCREAMING AND YELLING at Bubba...!!!!

    I have the #1 dog who can LIGHT UP A ROOM....! Never in my 59 years have I smelled a worse dog then this old boxer when he cuts loose!!!!!

    EDIT: He normally rides to woodshop with me in the morning in the car.... NOT TODAY.
    Last edited by Limitool; Jan 21, 2015 at 05:07 PM.
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    It's always so cool when you find a dog has a neat trick. Congrats!

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    LOL....my Griffon, Max, could drive me out of the camper......if I was dumb enough to give him Freetos and guacamole dip. And, he was absolutely silent about it...Ha!
    Fortunately, I learned my lesson the first time.
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    Yes, that is correct; whatever you feed 'em, comes out of the OTHER end... GOOD, BAD, UGLY! My ex-wife's BULL-DOG was the WORSE!
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    Well my 7 dogs all eat the same thing day in and out. Now they do get hold of "critters" around the woods here but I can't control that.

    And I'll put this old boxer up against you ex-wife's bulldog ANYDAY! Budda say's "Howdy" to ya all also!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim in Idaho View Post
    LOL....my Griffon, Max, could drive me out of the camper......if I was dumb enough to give him Freetos and guacamole dip. And, he was absolutely silent about it...Ha!
    Fortunately, I learned my lesson the first time.
    Jim
    Funny you mentioned the Fritos!!!! I used to give my friends shepherd Fritos and the little tins of their bean dip when ever he gave me a hard time. It'd enable that Shepard to blow the copper off a clad at 20 paces. Not kidding you could smell it in the next yard if the wind was right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boogeyman View Post
    Funny you mentioned the Fritos!!!! I used to give my friends shepherd Fritos and the little tins of their bean dip when ever he gave me a hard time. It'd enable that Shepard to blow the copper off a clad at 20 paces. Not kidding you could smell it in the next yard if the wind was right.
    Damn guy that's just NOT right... If somebody was here and gave my dog something that "blew the copper off a clad at 20 paces" YOUR NOW MY PROBLEM!!!!

    What really gets me is this... I'll be sitting at my office desk. Suddenly I smell "something" HORRIBLE. I look over the top of the desk and yep... there's Bubba, LOOKING AT ME!!!! It's like he KNOWS and waits for a reaction. And he gets it instantly. And when I smell something foul and start to get up HE'S heading out the door ahead of me... Then I'm blamed for everything that follows. Wife, kids, grandkids and all BLAME ME while Bubba smiles going out the door.

    I'd love to "load him up" and let him "crop dust" while we walk through a Wal-Mart sometime... Hell, I got a sense of humor.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Limitool View Post
    Damn guy that's just NOT right... If somebody was here and gave my dog something that "blew the copper off a clad at 20 paces" YOUR NOW MY PROBLEM!!!!

    What really gets me is this... I'll be sitting at my office desk. Suddenly I smell "something" HORRIBLE. I look over the top of the desk and yep... there's Bubba, LOOKING AT ME!!!! It's like he KNOWS and waits for a reaction. And he gets it instantly. And when I smell something foul and start to get up HE'S heading out the door ahead of me... Then I'm blamed for everything that follows. Wife, kids, grandkids and all BLAME ME while Bubba smiles going out the door.

    I'd love to "load him up" and let him "crop dust" while we walk through a Wal-Mart sometime... Hell, I got a sense of humor.
    YEP! Good for "Crowd Control"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Limitool View Post
    Damn guy that's just NOT right... If somebody was here and gave my dog something that "blew the copper off a clad at 20 paces" YOUR NOW MY PROBLEM!!!!

    What really gets me is this... I'll be sitting at my office desk. Suddenly I smell "something" HORRIBLE. I look over the top of the desk and yep... there's Bubba, LOOKING AT ME!!!! It's like he KNOWS and waits for a reaction. And he gets it instantly. And when I smell something foul and start to get up HE'S heading out the door ahead of me... Then I'm blamed for everything that follows. Wife, kids, grandkids and all BLAME ME while Bubba smiles going out the door.

    I'd love to "load him up" and let him "crop dust" while we walk through a Wal-Mart sometime... Hell, I got a sense of humor.
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    Last edited by boogeyman; Jan 23, 2015 at 10:12 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rebel - KGC View Post
    YEP! Good for "Crowd Control"...

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    My grandson's dog, a half black lab, half Aussie cattle dog, can make everyone leave the room, including herself when she lets one. No sound. The worst is if you feed her chicken. That's when she will leave the room just before you smell it.
    My little chi/terrier sleeps on the bed with me some nights. If she's has been letting some stinkers, she's made to sleep in her cage.
    The worst I've ever smelled is my son's cat. She will be laying beside you and suddenly it's like you've fallen into a septic tank. I've never smelled anything worse, not even a skunk at 6 feet.
    My son made the remark one time that the biggest problem is the sound. Because they don't have hips to flutter, most of the time you don't hear it. It just sneaks up on you and 'bam'.

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    Loan BUBBA to local Police Dept. for "Crowd Control"; when ppl are marching & rallying, P. D. Chief would say... "Lt.! Send in SGT. BUBBA!"...
    Last edited by Rebel - KGC; Jan 23, 2015 at 12:12 PM.
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