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Dang, I thought that German Shepherd carving was REAL!! 
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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
What's the speed of dark?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why are they called apartments, when they're so close together?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not a door?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How come you drive down a parkway, but park in a driveway?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why does a ship carry cargo, but a truck carries shipments?
Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If a cannibal ate a comedian, would it taste funny?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why bother practice?
If hunting season means you can kill animals, and fishing season means you can catch fish, what is the tourist season?
Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple?
Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
Why do lumberjacks cut trees down and then chop them up?
What's the deal with Grapenuts? They're neither grape nor nuts.
If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Why are they stairs inside but steps outside?
Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages?
How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?
Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If Superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he always duck when a gun is thrown at him?
Why isn't it funny when you hit your funny bone?
What does a bald person put for hair color on their driver's license?
Why are pants, shorts and underwear solds as a pair when you only get one item?
If you are an insomniac, dyslexic and agnostic, do you stay up all night wondering if there is a dog?
If firefighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
How do vampires have such well-kept hair if they can't see themselves in the mirror?
If a mayfly was born in June would it become a junebug?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
How does Teflon stick to the pan?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him - Is he still wrong?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If you jogged backward . . .would you gain weight?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
What's the speed of dark?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
Why are they called apartments, when they're so close together?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not a door?
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How come you drive down a parkway, but park in a driveway?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Why are there locks on the door of stores that are open 24/7 365 days a year?
Why does a ship carry cargo, but a truck carries shipments?
Why do doctors call what they do practice? Shouldn't they be good at it by now?
Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight?
If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn and olive oil comes from olives, where the heck does baby oil come from?
Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make it stick to the pan?
If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
Why is the word for "a fear of long words" so long? (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia)
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If a cannibal ate a comedian, would it taste funny?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
Why do people have worthless junk in the garage and leave their expensive car in the driveway?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
How do a fool and his money get together in the first place?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
Why do banks charge you a "insufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to?
What are Preparation A through Preparation G?
In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
How do "Do not walk on the grass" signs get there?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Why do tourists go to the tops of tall buildings and then put money into telescopes so they can see things on the ground close-up?
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why bother practice?
If hunting season means you can kill animals, and fishing season means you can catch fish, what is the tourist season?
Why is there neither pine nor apple in pineapple?
Why does the arcade game "Donkey Kong" have a monkey? Why isn't it called Monkey Kong?
Why do lumberjacks cut trees down and then chop them up?
What's the deal with Grapenuts? They're neither grape nor nuts.
If a rabbit's foot was actually lucky, wouldn't it still be attached to the rabbit's leg?
Why do they call it baby-sitting when all you do is run after them?
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Why are they stairs inside but steps outside?
Why does Mickey Mouse wear pants and no shirt while Donald Duck wears a shirt and no pants?
If you sued a parsley farmer could you garnish his wages?
How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?
Does expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If Superman can stop bullets with his chest, why does he always duck when a gun is thrown at him?
Why isn't it funny when you hit your funny bone?
What does a bald person put for hair color on their driver's license?
Why are pants, shorts and underwear solds as a pair when you only get one item?
If you are an insomniac, dyslexic and agnostic, do you stay up all night wondering if there is a dog?
If firefighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
How do vampires have such well-kept hair if they can't see themselves in the mirror?
If a mayfly was born in June would it become a junebug?
Tom_Restorer
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I LOVE this SCHÄFERHUND 
Sorry, found the scene only in german.
Sorry, found the scene only in german.
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Three weeks down....Three weeks to go 
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Why do people write in letters or emails......
"I thought that I would say hi, and see how you're doing"........
You know the rest of the letter is going to be crap, when the very first two things start off as a lie!
"I thought that I would say hi, and see how you're doing"........
You know the rest of the letter is going to be crap, when the very first two things start off as a lie!
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Three weeks down....Three weeks to go
I found the perfect movie to help you the kill time...
Just joking! [emoji23][emoji106]
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Tom_Restorer
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- Oct 5, 2009
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- Primary Interest:
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Tom_Restorer
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- Oct 5, 2009
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Churchill: "It is clear to me now that we have slaughtered the wrong pig". (In the news journal "The New Statesman and Nation", volume 35, page 373, dated 28th August 1948)
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