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Rookster

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Got an idea on drying the weather. Just might work. 571726bea45106c9b73cf9084eb4b45d.gif She said you dummy. 94d865d55db88bf9a17c78b5823c22a0.gif
 

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Man goes to the butcher. He asks the female butcher "Do you have brain" The butcher answers "If I would have brain, do you think I would work on this place??!"

Two old retired man sitting in a park. One says "I go to buy us some ice cream, what flavor do you want?"
The other "Come on... you will forget it after a few seconds" The other "No no, I don´t forget it! Just say it to me" The other "OK, I want vanilla"
After a while the guy comes back with two fried sausages. The other one "See! I told you you will forget the mustard!!"
 

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Happy New Year to you, Chris. Another year is dawning! I can't wait to see what/how/when you capture His creations!
 

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Man goes to the butcher. He asks the female butcher "Do you have brain" The butcher answers "If I would have brain, do you think I would work on this place??!"

Two old retired man sitting in a park. One says "I go to buy us some ice cream, what flavor do you want?"
The other "Come on... you will forget it after a few seconds" The other "No no, I don´t forget it! Just say it to me" The other "OK, I want vanilla"
After a while the guy comes back with two fried sausages. The other one "See! I told you you will forget the mustard!!"


OMG! You are on fire today! Those are funny! :laughing9:
 

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c1a0d4f84e256bfd383740285855d3fc.jpg :laughing7: Sho do miss brother John.
 

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Man in a restaurant asks the waitress "Do you have frog legs?"
The waitress "No! I always walk like this"

Taxi driver with passenger on board drives along a highway. The passenger tips with a finger on the shoulder of the taxi driver. The driver get´s shocked, tears of the steering wheel and makes nearly a fatal accident but the car stopped right in front of a tree. The driver turns around and shouting to the passenger "Don´t this again!" The passenger says to him "But I just tipped you with a finger"
The taxi driver " I know! But I was hearse driver the last 30 years!!!"
 

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Break time. Coffee and stuff. fac49ebb103cc75f6b3dbba24384901c.gif :laughing7:
 

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Guy goes to a fortuneteller. The fortuneteller says to him "I see, you are father of two children"
The guy says "That´s they way you thinking but I am father of four!"
The fortuneteller "That´s the way YOU thinking" ..... :laughing7:
 

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Friend say to an other "Hey, I´ve seen your wife lately"
The other " Yes? Where?"
Friend "You know the bakery across the sauna club?"
Guy "Yes!"
Friend "That´s where I saw her! Right across the bakery!" :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:
 

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Man in a restaurant asks the waitress "Do you have frog legs?"
The waitress "No! I always walk like this"

Taxi driver with passenger on board drives along a highway. The passenger tips with a finger on the shoulder of the taxi driver. The driver get´s shocked, tears of the steering wheel and makes nearly a fatal accident but the car stopped right in front of a tree. The driver turns around and shouting to the passenger "Don´t this again!" The passenger says to him "But I just tipped you with a finger"
The taxi driver " I know! But I was hearse driver the last 30 years!!!"

HAHAHHAHA! He might want to go back to driving the hearse!
 

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Thanks ,think I'll live been a long week of Yuck .

I bet it has! I haven't got my flu shot yet. I need to do that so it doesn't ruin my plans. I have spent many of Christmases and New Years down and out with the flu. No fun at all!
 

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