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[Tom_Restorer]

Guy buys at holiday a parrot. When he arrived at hometown and went to customs. They guy at customs looks at the parrot and than in his computer. He says a parrot as prepared animal no customs. As living animal 3000$ custom fees!
The parrot owner looks to the cage with the parrot for a while and suddenly the parrot shouts to the owner "Dude... Do nothing wrong now!!!"

 

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[Tom_Restorer]

This guy tells jokes in sign language Tom. View attachment 1666702

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Yeah! ....but he destroyed it at the end

 

[Tom_Restorer]

View attachment 1666711 me too. View attachment 1666712

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Buddy, was this sign photographed in LA ??

 

[Rookster]

feeling a little horny today?

 

[Rookster]

Just one of those boring days at the homestead.

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Last for today

Son asking his father "Dad, why I am black and not white like you and Mom ?"
Father answers "Son, you know it was a huge orgy that days, be happy you are not bark!"

 

[Tom_Restorer]

OK, the very very last one before I forget it.

Three dads talking about their sons. The first one says "My son owns now 30 Gas stations and make MILLIONS"
The second "that´s nothing, my son owns 100 drug stores and he´s close to be billionaire!"
The third says nothing and other others look at him. "and what is your son doing?"
The third says "I am afraid to tell it"
The others asking "WHY? You have nothing to fear, just tell it to us!"
So the third answers "My son is gay"
The others say "Hey, that´s no problem! It´s just normal this days, but how he makes his money?"
And the third one says "He don´t needs to make any money! He got two rich boyfriends who owns a lot of gas stations and drug stores"



See ya tomorrow friends!

 

[Tom_Restorer]

Dang... I forget jokes very quickly and just got an other one in my mind I have to tell before it is lost again....

A guy crashes with his car in an other one of two gays.
One of the gays says to his boyfriend "Steve, go and call the police"
The hetero says "please no police, I will loose my driving license!!" "I will pay you 1000$ if you don´t call the police!"
They gay says again "Steve, go and call the police!"
The hetero again "I pay you 3000$ but don´t call the Police"
The gay again "Steve, go and call the police!"
The hetero increases to 5000$
"Steve, go and call the police!"
The Hetero is p***d now and says to the two guys "Than GO and LICK my butt!
The gay "Steve, come back! He want´s to negotiate!"




But now I go real to bed! ...see you in a few minutes LOL

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Still My sweetheart. View attachment 1666699 Her and my bride.

You ever see The Misfits?

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Hubby comes back from work and shouting to his lazy wife "what did you cooked today?"
Wife "NOTHING"
Hubby "But that´s exact what we had yesterday"
Wife "Yeah, I´ve cooked for two days!"

My brother used to say his wife thought he was a god because she always brought him burnt offerings

She didn't mind cause she was pretty easy going and he was just teasing. He made her mad about something once and she chased him with a knife.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

View attachment 1666724 feeling a little horny today?

Time to make camp and pitch a tent

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

This is a interesting documentary about a hunt for Missouri treasure. Scroll down a little.
https://archive.org/details/TheDisappointment

 

[Rookster]

You ever see The Misfits?

No.....

 

[Rookster]

Some nice shots. sorry for the small pics

 

[Blak bart]

Time to make camp and pitch a tent

Man.......you read my mind !!

 

[Rookster]

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[Rookster]

All this rain is keeping me from Gold digging.

 

[ARC]

 

[ARC]

 

[Peyton Manning]

Now that’s gonna hold up my order