Old sayings

[Red James Cash]

I'm from the gooberment,I'm here to help.

 

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[WannaDig3687]

This hurts me more that it hurts you

I understood that one when I busted a vein in my finger while smacking my kids bottom.

 

[WannaDig3687]

Monkey see, monkey do.

Would you jump off a bridge if they told you to?

Go fly a kite.

stick it where the sun don’t shine.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Piddlin' around.
My dad used to say some boy wanted to squire a girl around.
Wore out his welcome. That barn -which just fell in- was standing on imagination.
Hotter than the hinges of Hell.
S***fire and damnation!

 

[Chadeaux]

'Tater Time ... Now I'm hungry

'Tater job ... Man, I need one of those!

 

[kingskid1611]

Where ever your at, there you are.

 

[nomad 11]

i'm not a doctor, but i'll take a look see !

 

[nomad 11]

just for kicks and giggles

 

[nomad 11]

shooby dooby bop a doo aaahhh !

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Dirt poor...fit as a fiddle...lollygaggin...dog tired.

 

[nomad 11]

just the facts ma'am just the facts !

 

[Chadeaux]

"Where the rubber meets the road!"

Keep it 'tween the ditches. (Don't wreck your truck)

Keep the shiny side up and the dirty side down. (Don't crash - see above)

Watch out for that roller skate (sub compact car) tryin to turn around at the 115 mile marker.

Wiggle wagon / widow maker (truck with more than one trailer in tow)

Wiggle wand (archaic term for "joystick")

Parking lot (Car hauler)

Tijuana Taxi (police car with lights flashing)

Evel Keneivel (Cop on a motorcycle)

Seat covers (pretty girl riding shotgun usually)

--- lots more, but likely boring to most.

 

[nomad 11]

Quit dawdleing ….don't dilly dally.....quit lollygagging

i do that alot since taking all them a'ds............................. now look where i'm at ? i gotta come here for kicks and giggles ?

 

[nomad 11]

Mind your P's and Q's.

now lets see if you know what that refers to ?

 

[Chadeaux]

Chicken Coop (Weigh station)

Comic book (Driver's Log Book --- "Ever try to keep three comic books straight?")

Cheese wagon (School bus)

 

[nomad 11]

do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nuthing but the truth ? well i think so ? i thought so.

 

[nomad 11]

i certainly do Ollie.

 

[nomad 11]

if i had a mind i'd tell ya what i think of ya.

 

[nomad 11]

the sky is falling the sky is falling. (i'm running around in circles screaming)why is'nt there a little chicken icon running around ? i dont know whether i'm coming or going. i took too many a.d's

 

[nomad 11]

i taught i taw a puddy cat..................................I DID I DID TAW A PUDDY CAT !