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[Oddjob]

Nomad, you feeling alright, you actually had a few that made sense in that last batch.

 

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[Red James Cash]

Nomad, you feeling alright, you actually had a few that made sense in that last batch.

Momentary lapse of reason maybe.

 

[nomad 11]

Nomad, you feeling alright, you actually had a few that made sense in that last batch.

no, no, i'm actually not. ya know i cant help it. its not my fault. i've expressed this before. you southerners talk funny so you must think funny too. maybe there needs to be some sort of screen ? that filters out ? only northerner's can read my posts. but as always i try to be helpful. maybe you could point out ? EXACTLY what has confused you. probably wont help though. becuz if you hav'nt seen my saying ? "if i have to splain it you probably would'nt dunderstand" anyway. i cant figure out everybody ? only thing i can assess is theres a generation gap ? eh can you relate ? actually now that i think about it. you're the only one that critiques me ? but its my fault ? right ? and i guess you cant relate to taking a.d's either ? for alllllooooooooong time. you're not one of those fussbudgets are ya ? lolc

 

[Truth]

no, no, i'm actually not. ya know i cant help it. its not my fault. i've expressed this before. you southerners talk funny so you must think funny too. maybe there needs to be some sort of screen ? that filters out ? only northerner's can read my posts. but as always i try to be helpful. maybe you could point out ? EXACTLY what has confused you. probably wont help though. becuz if you hav'nt seen my saying ? "if i have to splain it you probably would'nt dunderstand" anyway. i cant figure out everybody ? only thing i can assess is theres a generation gap ? eh can you relate ? actually now that i think about it. you're the only one that critiques me ? but its my fault ? right ? and i guess you cant relate to taking a.d's either ? for alllllooooooooong time. you're not one of those fussbudgets are ya ? lolc

If you’re the way a Northerner think THANK THE LORD I’M A SOUTHERNER!!!! [emoji1317]

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I'll be hornswoggled. I was thinking Ol Nomad was from real far north. Like north of this planet
Bet your from Minnesota. Maybe Nebraska. Michigan?
How did you come to be on ads? Is one of them xanax?
well it is thundering.

 

[Simon1]

Hate to derail your topic HBP

These are a few from my younger years :

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut!


Old enough to know better, yet to young to resist


With friends like that, who needs enemies ?


I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


If you have to ask how much, then you can't afford it.


A day late and a dollar short.


If you put her brains in a thimble they'd rattle like road apples in a bushel basket.


The lights are on, but nobody's home!


When they passed out brains, you thought they said trains and said you'd take the last one.


Crazier than a June Bug in May.


Between you and me and the fencepost...


Get the lead out!


Keep your shirt on


Put a sock in it!


That dog won't hunt!


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!


We've been around that tree before.

 

[Simon1]

This is probably my favorite of all time:

Someone asked "what are the chances" ?
And the reply was: " slim and none............and I just saw Slim leaving town "

 

[Oddjob]

Maybe this one was just region specific to south texas and mexico only, but it sure was said alot when I was younger, even the old timers would chime in and agree.

Cops kids always have the best dope.

 

[Chadeaux]

Yeah, I was born at night . . . but it wasn't last night!

 

[Chadeaux]

you southerners talk funny so you must think funny too. maybe there needs to be some sort of screen ? that filters out ? only northerner's can read my posts.

I think you suffer from yankeeitis. Enjoy . . .



God talks like us . . .

 

[Chadeaux]

If you’re the way a Northerner thinks THANK THE LORD I’M A SOUTHERNER!!!! [emoji1317]

It's due to a lack of sunshine and those albino brain chiggers they suffer from almost 6 months of the year.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

Maybe this one was just region specific to south texas and mexico only, but it sure was said alot when I was younger, even the old timers would chime in and agree.

Cops kids always have the best dope.

There was a cop's wife who was known for her little parties here. Never got busted for it obviously

 

[mike b]

My fathers favorite, mostly when he was working on a car- "F#!@* &%^$#@ H&&%!@# S**** ". I must admit to using that old classic a few times myself.

 

[Toecutter]

kick me in the ass once its your fault kick me in the ass twice its my fault...

 

[nomad 11]

I think you suffer from yankeeitis. Enjoy . . .



God talks like us . . .

you're not one of them there doctors down south now are ya. gone and diagnosed me with another symptom. yankeeitis ? what kind of pills could i take to cure it ? as if i hav'nt taken enough pills allready. cant i just drink a whole bunch of beer ?

 

[nomad 11]

about as much chance as a snowball in hell

 

[nomad 11]

he/she has bat's in the bellfry

 

[nomad 11]

Hate to derail your topic HBP

These are a few from my younger years :

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to run a piss ant's go-kart around the inside of a donut!


Old enough to know better, yet to young to resist


With friends like that, who needs enemies ?


I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


If you have to ask how much, then you can't afford it.


A day late and a dollar short.


If you put her brains in a thimble they'd rattle like road apples in a bushel basket.


The lights are on, but nobody's home!


When they passed out brains, you thought they said trains and said you'd take the last one.


Crazier than a June Bug in May.


Between you and me and the fencepost...


Get the lead out!


Keep your shirt on


Put a sock in it!


That dog won't hunt!


Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!


We've been around that tree before.

yep yep all good ones. i would have gotten around to posting them. they were still in the back of my mind yet.

 

[nomad 11]

variety is the spice of life

 

[Oddjob]

cant i just drink a whole bunch of beer ?

Yes

But you then have to go to one of those city folk in door play grounds for kids, find some Lib and Dem parents and throw them a beating while dressed up in any mascot uniform you can find.

You can not get caught though, and must leave on a bicycle or motorcycle, but only far enough to get out of sight, then dump the ride and costume. Its for the Bolo police will put out.

Before you do it, you have to come here and let us know, also what city or town your going to do it in so I can post the police scanner link for everyone to listen in on.

It will mostly be gone after that.