THE Random Chat Thread - AKA "The RCT" - No shirt or shoes required - Open 24 / 7

[Rookster]

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Time for knee replacement
Then you will be like the Energizer bunny wabbit.

No more knives.

 

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[Simon1]

What's one more

 

[ARC]

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Time for knee replacement
Then you will be like the Energizer bunny wabbit.

***ARC volunteers to do the knee surgery...

***ARC opens an old Civil War surgery box and says "it may be old but its still good".

***ARC opens a new Rum bottle... and says "we only need to sterilize it".

***ARC takes several gulps of Rum and on last gulp refrains from swallowing and sprays the rum from his mouth all over rook missing his knee...

Damn that was a waste of rum... we wont waste any more... urine is a natural antiseptic anyway.

:P

 

[Simon1]

" Doctor ARC ", now that has a nice ring to it.
Just in case, is your life insurance up to date Rook ?
We still have rum ?

 

[ARC]

" Doctor ARC ", now that has a nice ring to it.
Just in case, is your life insurance up to date Rook ?
We still have rum ?

***ARC quickly switches the now half full Rum bottle with an empty one...

Nope... fresh out... BUT... We have treasure...

***ARC begins handing handfuls of treasure to Simon.

Here... be a good cabin boy and row into town for more Rum.

 

[Simon1]

Rook, ARC's last patient did survive the "knee surgery", just doesn't have a knee anymore.

 

[ARC]

Hmmmm...

***ARC wonders about the pros and cons of having a peg leg... and envisions that a peg leg would be a great place to store more Rum...

***Simon looks and sees ARC reach over and grab the saw from the surgery box.

 

[Simon1]

The "cabin boy" climbs into the rowboat and is muttering something like "Mutiny" under his breath.
Good thing ARC pays well and his treasure is bright and sparkly.

 

[Rookster]

Hmmmm...

***ARC wonders about the pros and cons of having a peg leg... and envisions that a peg leg would be a great place to store more Rum...

***Simon looks and sees ARC reach over and grab the saw from the surgery box.

But ARC has no experience on Birds so we skip that part and just drink the rum.

 

[ARC]

The "cabin boy" climbs into the rowboat and is muttering something like "Mutiny" under his breath.
Good thing ARC pays well and his treasure is bright and sparkly.

***ARC chuckles and says to Rook... "I gave Simon some treasure to buy some more Rum"... "I just hope he doesn't recognize any of it"

***Rook says "what did you mean ? "

***ARC says "It was treasure from his share of the booty"

 

[ARC]

.....

 

[Simon1]

ahhhhhhhhhhh, a little misdirection .
I see why you are Captain.

 

[Rookster]

Dang
Just watched a winch walk across the screen on Pirate tv and she had a major case of booty.

 

[bill from lachine]

Good morning ARC, rook, Simon and the rest of the crew.

 

[Simon1]

Should you toss her in the brig ?

 

[Simon1]

Good morning Bill

 

[bill from lachine]

ECS,

Funny thing is the McKensey brothers played the part of a couple of goof balls when in reality they both had masters degrees in real life. A lot of the skits they did they just winged it....

Those hoser McKenzie brothers make me want to take off to the Great White its a beauty way to go and to some RUSH!
Or maybe its that third bottle of Sweetwater 420 Strain IPA- either is a beauty way to go.

 

[Simon1]

 

[Simon1]

Guess I shall say goodnight and for those not yet here, goodmorning.

 

[Rookster]

Should you toss her in the brig ?

All but the goods.