Crazy Things I Never Knew

Pimp Lenin

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Apr 4, 2006
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The Great State of Louisiana
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These are real statute codes in the state of Louisiana. I got them from my manuel at work.

14:325 - Failure to conduct annual registration of conductors of public opinion polls
14:102.10 - Bear wrestling
14:120 - Corrupt influencing (aren't we all guilty of that?)
14:115 - Criminal anarachy
56:326 - Failure to mark undersized crabs
14:87.2 - Human experimentation
14:314 - Making unauthorized cutoffs on the Mississippi River
14:117.1 - Paramilitary organization
37:500 - Practicing cosmotology without a license
14:83.3 - Prostitution by massage
14:101.1 - Purchase or sale of human organs
14:211 - Purchasing of timber that has not been paid for
14:107.1 - Ritualistic acts
14:91.21 - Sale of poisionous reptiles to minors
14:320 - Divulging or obtaining knowledge of the contents of a telegram
14:67.13 - Theft of an alligator
14:68.1 - Unauthorized removal of a shopping cart
54:175 = Unnatural stimulation of a racing horse
14:284 - Peeping tom
14:208 - Performance of an opera without the consent of the owner
14:312 - Jumping from a state bridge for publicity
 

ashlee1228

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Feb 29, 2008
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Gypsy Witch said:
Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
:o :o :o
Celery is my new best friend

not only celery theres alot of stuff like that, just google "negative calorie foods" ;D
 

cybercop106

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Sep 26, 2005
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Back in the MO Ozarks
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~Trish~ said:
Theres no words in the english language that rhyme with:
Purple, Orange, or Silver

I thought Roger Miller proved one of those wrong in "Dang Me" with the lines........

"They say roses are red and violets are purple.
Sugar is sweet and so is maple syrple." ;D

'Door hinge' kind of rhymes with 'orange'!?
And 'circle' almost rhymes with 'purple'.........

Supposedly month, marathon, opus, pint, ninth, wolf, dangerous, and discombobulate also have no rhyming words in English either........ ???
 

G.I.B.

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Feb 23, 2007
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Other
Cynangyl said:
great...now all night it will escape me just what that word is and make me nuts!

The word I know
and could have sent

But you went to bed
and should have ......
 

cybercop106

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Sep 26, 2005
632
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Back in the MO Ozarks
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Tesoro Cortes; Garrett GTAx 1000, Bounty Hunter Tracker 2D/707 and a pair of Tracker II models
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Guy In Back said:
Cynangyl said:
great...now all night it will escape me just what that word is and make me nuts!

The word I know
and could have sent

But you went to bed
and should have ......

From cryptic poems I am exempt,
for that one's missing only 'dreamt'.............. :wink:
 

watercolor

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Feb 3, 2007
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Gypsy Witch said:
I never knew that the Vikings were in Caldwell...... :D

I never knew they had cannons ::) (I still think you need a sixth or seventh opinion on that round piece of iron :D)

Take care,
watercolor
 

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Gypsy Heart

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Nov 29, 2005
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watercolor said:
Gypsy Witch said:
I never knew that the Vikings were in Caldwell...... :D

I never knew they had cannons ::) (I still think you need a sixth or seventh opinion on that round piece of iron :D)

Take care,
watercolor

I think I am onto a Historical Break through .....probally have that place swarming with archys' soon.....
 

warsawdaddy

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Nov 23, 2004
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Edwards,Missouri
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MXT - DeLeon - Gamma 6000
This probably doesn't fit here but - about 15yrs ago we were living in Milton,FL and Coca Cola was the wife's favorite drink(I never drank the stuff)but anyway I had bought her a case and went to get her one out one day and the can was empty,still sealed,I said a few choice words and trashed it.A couple of weeks later the kids came by and I told them how disgusted I was to find that can.They screamed and wanted to know where it was.It had long gone in the trash.Turns out they told me that Coke was having a giveaway of $50k up to a million and the prizes were listed on the bottom of empty cans,inside.Since I never opened it we'll never know,but the kids have never let me forget that and probably never will.I don't pay attention to all those contests.
 

joecoin

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Aug 22, 2007
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milan ohio
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Minelab Sov, Garrett Antique
The only word in the English language that begins with "su" and has the "sh" sound is "sugar", of that I'm sure.
 

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stefen

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Gypsy Witch said:
Cheyenne told me last night that a fish has an attention span of 3 seconds?

How do they know these things is right......

Maybe because her attention span is slightly longer than 3 seconds. :tongue3:
^ much greater
 

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