A Rednecks Core Beliefs

Tubecity

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A Redneck's Core Beliefs

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a
reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home,
family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists
who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back
me up.. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks
are made of.. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this
on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended
by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the
10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of
'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your
heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with
great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor
intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren 't
afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your
kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you,
like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs.

God Bless the USA!
 

WindHarvester

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Re: A Redneck's Core Beliefs

Good post!

How's your cousin, and when is she do??
 

COUNTRY GIRL

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Re: A Redneck's Core Beliefs

You might be a red neck.....if you do unto others as you would have done to you. Borrow from me, help when I need help, be there when I need a shoulder...............I'm a red neck...........I've already been there for you. :) And PROUD to admit it! :D
 

Montana Jim

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Re: A Redneck's Core Beliefs

Well - I'm a Yankee... proud of it, and hold ALL these to be as true as any self proclaimed red neck.

So there...
 

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Re: A Redneck's Core Beliefs

Truly makes me proud to see that there's still plenty of true Americans ,
rednecks or what-ever , no matter where we call home that still believe
in this country. Like Charlie Daniels said. 'we may have done a little fightin'
'mongst ourselves,- - - but what 'family' hasn't ? We all have the same team
colors-- Red---White---& Blue.
 

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Re: A Redneck's Core Beliefs

ramjet2187 said:
Pass the white socks, and the Blue Ribbon beer. I'm there with you.

Roger
my first beer! i worked on a christmas tree farm as a teen. this great old guy kept pabst in the creek on hot summer days. he said have one but not two. it tasted great. we stayed friends till he died, about thirty years later. i miss him still.
 

stoney56

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COUNTRY GIRL said:
Correct me if I'm wrong......A Redneck is just a modern day term for Yankee? :D

We can allow that if'n you know the difference between sweet tea and sweetend tea. :wink:
 

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stoney56 said:
COUNTRY GIRL said:
Correct me if I'm wrong......A Redneck is just a modern day term for Yankee? :D

We can allow that if'n you know the difference between sweet tea and sweetend tea. :wink:

The only cafes and restaurants that have true sweet tea are located in the south; in Texas, and in Oklahoma. I've NEVER been in a cafe in the north that knew what true sweet tea is and how to make it. They'll all give you the glass of tea and some packs of sugar and call THAT sweet tea.

The idea of white socks and Blue Ribbon beer comes from a Country song titled, "Redneck, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer", recorded by "Catfish" Johnny Russell back in the 1970s. I have a copy of it on a 45 record as well as his record, "Butterbeans". He recorded a lot of really good songs and I wish he was still around.
 

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Re: A Redneck's Core Beliefs

wasn't that guy in deliverance raped/sodomized by rednecks?
 

Montana Jim

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EDDE said:
wasn't that guy in deliverance raped/sodomized by rednecks?

NOBODY wants to be a Deliverence Redneck...
EVERYBODY wants to be a Jeff Foxworthy Redneck.
 

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COUNTRY GIRL said:
Correct me if I'm wrong......A Redneck is just a modern day term for Yankee? :D

NOT HARDLY. :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: The modern day term for "Yankee" cannot be spoken or written on a family friendly site. :D
 

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EDDE said:
wasn't that guy in deliverance raped/sodomized by rednecks?

Actually, those sodomites in Deliverance were the offspring of ex-employees of the Kennedy family. That compound life in Hayanessport has some straaaaaage results. :3some: :alien: :icon_pale: :binkybaby: :evil6: :evil6: :evil6: :munky2:
 

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