Profound Statements

[BuckleBoy]

You won't find anything if you aren't out there searching for it.

You will find things you aren't searching for.

 

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[sniffer]

Time to make the donuts

 

[mastereagle22]

I made the doughnuts.....

 

[sniffer]

I'm already eating the donuts LOL

 

[stefen]

Progeny is a function of heredity.

If your parents don't have any children, neither will you.

Might add; 'Did your parents have any children that lived?'

 

[BuckleBoy]

Progeny is a function of heredity.

If your parents don't have any children, neither will you.

Might add; 'Did your parents have any children that lived?'

I like this one:

"The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance.  I am simply an --PROHIBITED WORD DELETED!  DON'T EVER USE THIS WORD AGAIN OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!! -- man trying to lessen his ignorance."

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[greydigger]

" insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids".

 

[stefen]

Progeny is a function of heredity.

If your parents don't have any children, neither will you.

Might add; 'Did your parents have any children that lived?'

I like this one:

"The more one learns the more he understands his ignorance. I am simply an --PROHIBITED WORD DELETED! DON'T EVER USE THIS WORD AGAIN OR YOU WILL BE BANNED!! -- man trying to lessen his ignorance."

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From the writings of a famous modern day author....Louy Manure

 

[Mental Granny]

What caused the accident ? RCI

 

[Old Dog]

"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know. "

Groucho Marx

 

[greydigger]

OK a long one...

"why are fire engines red?"
Fire engines are red because 2 X 2 is four, 4 X 3 is twelve, there are 12 inches on a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail on the seas, the sea has fish, the fish have fins, the Finns fought the Russians, the Russians are red.
That's why fire engines are red because they are rushin allover!

 

[stefen]

I'm afraid to ask why police cars are black and white

 

[Old Dog]

It is a given scientific fact...
If your parents didn't have kids,
You won't either.

 

[LadyDigger]

Because I said so.... (how I dispised that when my mother said it...all the time!!!)

 

[ClonedSIM]

Re: Profound Statements/Questions

2. Why is there braille writing on drive-through ATM machines?

This one has always bugged the heck out of me!!!!

WHY??

 

[PBK]

Close cover before striking.

And remember... flammable and inflammable mean exactly the same thing!

 

[Findone]

What would a chair look like, if you knees bent in the opposite direction?

 

[BuckleBoy]

Re: Profound Statements/Questions

2. Why is there braille writing on drive-through ATM machines?

(Which stands for Automatic Teller Machine Machines.)

 

[Michigan Badger]

As you go through life make this your goal----keep your eye upon the doughnut and not upon the bathroom scale.

 

[GeorgiaFlutterby]

No matter where you go, there you are.

Georgiaflutterby