DUMB WAITERS

[stefen]

Had an interesting experience this morning at a restaurant that I frequent for breakfast.

This restaurant, by the way, employs teen girls to function as server assistants and one of the tasks is to cruise about the tables and keep the coffee topped off.

Well, I'm eating and reading my newspaper and this server comes by and asks if I want my coffee topped off.

Now, the coffee cup is between me and the server and its quite apparent that if someone walked past to fast or breathed on it, the wave action would create a miniature tidal wave spill as it was already cresting the edge.

Being that the cup was quite visible, I didn't answer the inquiry. After a few seconds we made eye contact and I asked why she was waiting, which she responded with the same question.

I looked at the overflowing cup and said 'Can't you see that it is full'. Which she responded with, 'Well, some people want a freshening'. I looked down at the cup and back to make eye contact again and said that I was fine.

Am I missing something in the picture?

[Sandman]

No, your not missing anything. It has something to do with upbringing and brain power I guess. Never ask one of them to make change for a dollar.

My own brother even brought my tip back to me because he thought I forgot I left it on the table. I thought the wife was gonna pee her pants she laughed so hard.

hh,
Sandman

[Postalrevnant]

LoL

Rev

[jeff of pa]

It does seem Dumb

But it wouldn't Surprise me if she was Shortened a Tip,
or advised by her Boss that sometimes people forget their coffee
and it went cold.

offering to Replace it with fresh hot coffee would have gotten her tip
doubled, by me.
But then I love my coffee Hot.

Then again, Maby you should have said Yes, just to see if she tried to fit more in :P :P

[stefen]

GOOD NEWS...SHE DOESN'T WORK THERE ANYMORE.

HAD THE BRAINS OF AN ICE CUBE!

[eathabs]

was it Jessica Simpson. Smokin hot but dumber than a box of rocks!!

[jeff of pa]

was it Jessica Simpson. Smokin hot but dumber than a box of rocks!!

I disagree with your opinion of Simpson.

She isn't hot.