The green can

[onfire]

Picked up a can of oil today (Army green) interesting, says in large letters " POISON" use only on aircraft instruments and machine guns. Paid a nickle need a machine gun why would anyone drink this?

[Indianhead Jones]

You'd think that nobody would drink that stuff...the disclaimers the manufacturers have to put on things is nothing short of ridiculous!

At the laundromat, you'll see stickers on the washers and dryers stating that you shouldn't put any persons inside the machines!

And how come I can't use my DVD player in the bathtub?

Larry G.