Running joke in my house, is that I always threaten to buy a vacuum for my wife for birthday, Christmas, etc...and she loves antiques..... That would be perfect!
I thought you were going to say you found a breast pump. I see them a yard sales all the time but to embarrassed to ask how much. I belong to another yard sale forum, mostly women, and they say good money in those. I guess they cost a lot when new and sell pretty well on feeBay.