Got called gross

Geobound

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Several years ago my chest dropped so I cant see that low now to tell if I am zipped up


It's called dickdo........that's where your stomach sticks out more than your dick do. :laughing7::laughing7:
 

namxat

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If you are 15 you are in 20 years just approaching your prime.

The chicks will in 20 years have hit the wall.
 

Tom_in_CA

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Then at this age "nice guys finish last" saying applies. And as it applies to this thread: "nice guys" = into metal detecting instead of hell-raising, addictions, lying and cheating, etc... Some women learn to stop chasing losers as they grow older. Hey, I kinda think md'ing is sexy after all ! haha
 

old digger

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As Jeff of PA hinted at, Are you sure you wern't showing some butt crack? lol!
 

ChampFerguson/TN

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Was this on a nude beach?
 

aa battery

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years ago i was bent over digging and i heard a voice say crack kills. :dontknow:
 

oldkoot

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Icewing

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Jluv, those girls were just doing you a favor. Real women don't shy away from guys with dirty hands.
The trick to girls is to act completely uninterested. If they say ewww, say "that's what I was thinking", and go back to digging.
They are just gold diggers of a different variety.
 

Kansas_Jayhawk

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Two girls my age walked pass me while I was detecting and when they looked at me they said eww :T

I see your from Ft Carson ... have you read the book Red Platoon?

Well one day they will learn that they don't know as much as they think.
 

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Maybe they thought you had a pooper scooper and that was a waste bag on your belt.
 

Beezly

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Girls like that have no class. :coffee2:
 

RGINN

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Well I feel better to see that 15 year old girls still travel in packs and are still stuck up, just like they were when I was 15 in 1969. haha! Don't worry about it; you were treasure huntin not chasin girls. If you go to chasin em, divide and conquer is a good strategy.
 

Xraywolf

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You weren't wearing Speedo's and combat boots by chance, were you ??
 

DirtDiggerDaveinMD

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When I was young and single, I asked an older mentor friend of mine (who had finished "sewing his wild oats" years earlier) for advice on women. And one thing he told me, that sticks with me to this day: "Avoid those Macy's girls" Ie.: the high maintenance fru-fru ones. YES THEY ARE THEY EYE-CANDY (dressed to the nines, etc....). Yet they are nothing but headaches and money-pits.

Unless of course you've got lots of money, and your middle name can be "yes dear" to their every whim.


This is the truth!
 

Geobound

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Isn't it funny how it's okay for them to be gold diggers, but when we do it we get an "ewwwww"........

At least we use a shovel when looking for our gold!

Yes I know totally sexist, but I'm way past my bedtime and it made me laugh!

Sorry you non gold digging ladies! :tongue3:
 

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