My girlfriend... Ugh!

[against the wind]

Blah, blah, blah,,
I can't take it.

 

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[chub]

Try turning the threshold down a bit and change over to 3 tone. Ignore the iron grunt....mid tone is mostly rubbish.... high tone means you're doing good.

Chub

 

[TommyB]

Found this on Google

 

[tokameel]

This works for me (sometimes)... I am in my '60s so I can overplay my bad hearing by saying "What?? or What did you say?" a LOT. This wears her down and she will not prattle as much.

 

[ivan salis]

ah a JABBERWALKIE .. walks around jabbering on to herself..,.OR A MUMBLEWALKER -walks along mumbling to themselves

of course I TALK TO MYSELF ..sometimes I need a intelligent person to talk to...and there is none to be found..in these parts

 

[TerryC]

ah a JABBERWALKIE .. walks around jabbering on to herself..,.OR A MUMBLEWALKER -walks along mumbling to themselves

of course I TALK TO MYSELF ..sometimes I need a intelligent person to talk to...and there is none to be found..in these parts

Ivan, gets bad when you cannot agree with YOURSELF! (Tnx) ╦╦Ç

 

[Escape]

I invited my friend to go out with my wife and I for the weekend. He wants to bring a girlfriend I never have met. My wife is cool with it because she loves people. I have my reservations about it. Anyway the women was a compulsive talker. Never shut up. I pretty much tuned her out most of the time. I wasn’t rude or anything like that. Just didn’t engage with the chatter. Like when your detector chatters. Neither convey anything useful or interesting.

 

[Peyton Manning]

make her watch this




then say, think about it

 

[Chug And Red]

OMG Funny Stuff Here Chug I'm Hearing impaired Milk it yep Red Knows when I'm doing it to Others works sometime on her Not often Chug

 

[Chug And Red]

What? Did you say something Terry?

If her name was Pearl.... You would have "Mutter of Pearl" .

Even red Love this one

 

[Nitric]

You have to make boundries too! The garage is my space...Stay out! And you can have the WHOLE inside of the house. Well, except one of the "offices"(bathroom).

I was working in the garage...I needed nail polish, a hair dryer, vinegar, ammonia, for a project I was working on......She's on the phone. "Ya, Mom! He came in asked for my nail polish, hair dryer,etc... If he even comes back in here looking for a skirt? I'm coming to live with you! I don't even want to know what he's doing out there!!!"

She never came to look either! At my pinball machine project!

 

[RustyGold]

Love playing pinball and when the wife is playing all I can hear are those sweet digital chimes & dings.
Actually she's too smart to rattle. Sometimes I wish she would small talk about unimportant things.
I have the perfect wife and She supports my MDing and I do the laundry.
We've been married for 45 years and grew up together so pretty much it's been smooth sailing (after I learned to do the laundry)!

 

[EastCoastmetal]

You have to make boundries too! The garage is my space...Stay out! And you can have the WHOLE inside of the house. Well, except one of the "offices"(bathroom).

I was working in the garage...I needed nail polish, a hair dryer, vinegar, ammonia, for a project I was working on......She's on the phone. "Ya, Mom! He came in asked for my nail polish, hair dryer,etc... If he even comes back in here looking for a skirt? I'm coming to live with you! I don't even want to know what he's doing out there!!!"

She never came to look either! At my pinball machine project!

The crazy ones don't observe boundaries.

 

[callicles]

Isn't it a Jamey Johnson song where he says "all women are crazy, some just hide it well and others just let it show"?

 

[Eu_citzen]

During university I knew a similar gal. I always liked hanging with her, she could have a whole conversation with herself.

I myself am a man of few words. So it was fun seeing a lady friend whom could talk for both of us.

 

[Johnbrian]

I provide full-time care to my 85-yr-old Mom. She is moderately hard of hearing so sometimes talking to hear is like talking to a brick. She gets mad when I repeat something to her for the third or fourth time because each time I increase the volume so when she finally hears what I am saying it is generally too loud!

I'm 59 and over the years I have been subjected to many loud noises-- vehicles, sirens, music, gunfire, machine tools, etc--- so I am a bit hard of hearing as well. I sometimes have to ask her to repeat what she has said but it usually only takes one try for me to finally understand.