The crotch grabbers got me!

[smokeythecat]

So I am checking in at the airport while I just found out some skin creams trigger the X-ray. So the frisky crotch grabbers got me!

 

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[villagenut]

So you got felt up by means of the old skin cream on the crotch trick......

 

[SusanMN]

God, hate when that happens. At least buy me dinner first.

 

[DizzyDigger]

Creeping Mongolian Crotch Crickets?

 

[Limitool]

Yea... I hate that crap. I got "terry" frisked about 10 years ago by a young cop with 2 other ones standing by. When he hit the crotch area I came unglued!!!!! I told him the next time you repeat that "You'll be arresting me for assault". I told him to go home to his boyfriend to do that **** because I'm NOT HIM! AND.... he (the cop) got pissed. I told him to good ahead try again... I dare ya! The other 2 cops thought it was funny as hell which made him even madder. So I just threw "gasoline on the fire" by referencing his "boyfriend" a few more times. I was on my way about 3 minutes later. I think he was pissed because nobody had EVER held him accountable, verbally assaulted and/or challenged him before and he couldn't believe I did it in front of the other cops. The other 2 cops knew he went to far and got a chuckle listening to me rip him a new ass!

 

[GA_Boy]

Yea... I hate that crap. I got "terry" frisked about 10 years ago by a young cop with 2 other ones standing by. When he hit the crotch area I came unglued!!!!! I told him the next time you repeat that "You'll be arresting me for assault". I told him to go home to his boyfriend to do that **** because I'm NOT HIM! AND.... he (the cop) got pissed. I told him to good ahead try again... I dare ya! The other 2 cops thought it was funny as hell which made him even madder. So I just threw "gasoline on the fire" by referencing his "boyfriend" a few more times. I was on my way about 3 minutes later. I think he was pissed because nobody had EVER held him accountable, verbally assaulted and/or challenged him before and he couldn't believe I did it in front of the other cops. The other 2 cops knew he went to far and got a chuckle listening to me rip him a new ass!

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That make this country so GREAT.
Marvin

 

[boogeyman]

Flying back from Buffalo, my mouth wash had peroxide in it & set off the test strip for explosive. The doufus TSA guy had opened the factory seal himself & I drank a swig. I lit into him! In my best DI voice started asking him if he was really that stupid. Then asked if he was going to boot me out of line since it appears I had an explosive inside me. He started to shakely answer, cut him off and asked "I thought you had to have a high school diploma to work for TSA. How'd you get the job. pointed & said "Hey bud your fly is open! You been over in the frisking area?" He couldn't speak& just waved me through. Next station, the frisking. As soon as the lady got to my knees I told her to call a city cop. One walks over, asks me what the problem was. Told him I wanted him to witness & Arrest her for molestation & groping if she touches my groin. She stands up & tells me I can't proceed without being frisked and to go to this other area. I asked her if I could go on. Her response? NO! I said are you sure? YES I AM! Pointed to the officer & told him I would like to press charges for kidnapping. He busts up. I stated I'm not being allowed to go about my business & being forced against my will to go over there. By this time there's 4 TSA goons & two supervisors around me. Stated again I wanted to have the lady arrested & since all these goons were involved now I wanted them arrested too! The cop pulls one of the supervisors aside, did the whisper thing & the supervisor comes back & tells me to get my stuff & go. As I'm walking away, I see the cop giving me a thumbs up. After all this My friends are acting like they don't know me & one of them refuses to fly with me ever.

I've found something that freaks the TSA idiots out. When they get testy or start barking orders, ask them if they are a sworn peace officer. Done this twice so far & for some reason it just freaks them the heck out!

Remember! Ya just gotta have fun with it! Even if your friends won't fly with you again.

Your problem with the lotion was probably caused by zinc in it. Not confirmed but someone told me his friend had a bad burn & was supposed to be putting this silvadine (not sure of the spelling) ointment on it. They made him throw it away for the same reason.

 

[boogeyman]

I've wanted to walk up to the friskers & when they get to the groin area, tell them "Oh! almost forgot! They said legally I have to inform you I'm HIV positive & have syphilis." ok go ahead!


Haven't gotten the guts enough yet. Gimmee time!

 

[pa plateau hiker]

Those crotch grabbers would be disappointed if they grabbed my crotch, just ask my wife!!

 

[against the wind]

Soooooo, did you like it??

 

[orange_sweetheart]

Been there, done that. In front of a completely packed-out Love Field terminal. The TSA agent seemed so apologetic and nervous. I just said, "Do whatcha gotta."

 

[Goldfinger450]

Well, if the frisker is a Nice Lady I say :How about we get one of those Rooms over there and Get More In Depth, are you a good kisser?

 

[Limitool]

Those crotch grabbers would be disappointed if they grabbed my crotch, just ask my wife!!

All jokes aside... If anybody is hung like a stud gerbil or NOT and then.... either a man or a women grabs my crotch for any reason during a simple routine search I'm coming unglued! You'll all be reading about me in the news in some form or the other. THAT WILL NEVER happen to me again without me giving prior warning to the person.

I truly believe the reason he got so pissed was because I was verbally assaulting him and daring him to do something about it... let alone repeat his actions.

 

[smokeythecat]

I didn't give a rat's behind. My legs and back were hurting from standing in line and all I wanted to do was sit down. And I did it right there in front of everyone. And I had to go potty. If they had farted around any longer I could have peed on the floor and frankly my dear, I wouldn't have give a.....concrete structure used to hold back water.