Gotta love Texas

Bengsxr

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Holyground

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No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?
 

Rookster

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Nov 24, 2013
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Had a flat driving through Texas and two troopers stopped to make sure I wouldn't have any problems. :icon_thumright:
 

GB1

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No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

you must have been in west or south TX
 

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Bengsxr

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Jul 14, 2018
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No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

Well since it was such an awful experience for you I am 100 percent happy that you will not ever want to step foot on our great land. PS when you tell a story please try to make it more believable.
 

Diggin-N-Dumps

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Sep 9, 2009
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No, I ain't gotta love Texas. Texas is like grandma's wookie. Everyone knows it's down there, but nobody cares. I drove through Texas many years ago. I got pulled over for no reason, held on the side of the road by some PSYCHO TEXAS INBRED WANNA BE MARSHALL DILLION AZHO that held a gun on me, inside his coat pocket, until his partner finally pleaded with him enough, and after I told him he would have to shoot me in the back, then just walked away down the road, waiting to die at any moment. No, I ain't gotta love Texas. I hate Texas. I had California plates. Is that a reason to die in Texas?

whew! Is Texas a trigger word for you?

That situation was about 1 person, not the state.
 

FreeBirdTim

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Sep 24, 2013
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Hopefully, this moron will have all his guns taken away from him for the rest of his life. Definitely a psycho who needs to be locked up.
 

against the wind

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Rode my Harley all over Texas a few times. Never had a problem. People seemed friendly enough .
I didn't get pulled over by the police even though I had New York plates.
 

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