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    it was a maxed out scooter

    Again I was sitting out in the walmart parking lot waiting on the little wife. there was this smallish scooter parked across from me and at first I paid it no attention. But then this large tall man came out and stood beside it. This guy was like 6'2" and chunky so I was already thinking that the scooter was a little small for him, like a gorilla on a small scooter but then the woman comes out. She is rather "fluffy" too and she puts on a helmet and gets seated on this poor little scooter with those tiny small tires. I watch as they slowly take off, wondering how far they would get before a blow out. somehow I don't think that the shocks shock any more. you see it all at walmart!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtlooter View Post
    Again I was sitting out in the walmart parking lot waiting on the little wife. there was this smallish scooter parked across from me and at first I paid it no attention. But then this large tall man came out and stood beside it. This guy was like 6'2" and chunky so I was already thinking that the scooter was a little small for him, like a gorilla on a small scooter but then the woman comes out. She is rather "fluffy" too and she puts on a helmet and gets seated on this poor little scooter with those tiny small tires. I watch as they slowly take off, wondering how far they would get before a blow out. somehow I don't think that the shocks shock any more. you see it all at walmart!
    Too many DUIs, they get scooters then under 50cc. Really does not make any sense to me.
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    These poor little Honda's...They rode cross country on them!!

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    I truly feel sorry for folks that have weight problems due to their overeating, hormone problems or Thyroid problems but some things just should not be done and riding a motorcycle or scooter not rated for their weight is one of them. I remember walking into a Bar one night that had tables and chairs and a fairly small Bar for customers to pony up to. There was a lady sitting at the Bar and her behind literally took up three bar stools and you could not even see any of the top of the middle one, so who knows where it went. Some things just can't be unseen!
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    I took this pic at our local Walmart.
    I'm not skinny but I know riding a "Mart Kart" isn't going to help me any.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oddjob View Post
    Too many DUIs, they get scooters then under 50cc. Really does not make any sense to me.
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    That's what I call hauling ��

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kace View Post
    These poor little Honda's...They rode cross country on them!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtlooter View Post
    Again I was sitting out in the walmart parking lot waiting on the little wife. there was this smallish scooter parked across from me and at first I paid it no attention. But then this large tall man came out and stood beside it. This guy was like 6'2" and chunky so I was already thinking that the scooter was a little small for him, like a gorilla on a small scooter but then the woman comes out. She is rather "fluffy" too and she puts on a helmet and gets seated on this poor little scooter with those tiny small tires. I watch as they slowly take off, wondering how far they would get before a blow out. somehow I don't think that the shocks shock any more. you see it all at walmart!
    Our Wally World here is like taking a class in Sociology. Like you said, All Kinds, All the time, at All hours. The uniform of the day for women seems to be pajama's, clothing that resembles pajama's, and fuzzy bedroom slippers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kace View Post
    These poor little Honda's...They rode cross country on them!!

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    Now I understand the true meaning of the word "STRESS".
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    Quote Originally Posted by devldog View Post
    Our Wally World here is like taking a class in Sociology. Like you said, All Kinds, All the time, at All hours. The uniform of the day for women seems to be pajama's, clothing that resembles pajama's, and fuzzy bedroom slippers.
    So true, but it's not just the women of Wal*Mart. My wife and I were at an Outback Steakhouse when my wife pointed out to me that nearly all of the women in there were wearing pajamas. Just another sign of these bassakwards times.
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    I'm impressed by the scooters abilities to maintain safe handling at that speed!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Icewing View Post
    So true, but it's not just the women of Wal*Mart. My wife and I were at an Outback Steakhouse when my wife pointed out to me that nearly all of the women in there were wearing pajamas. Just another sign of these bassakwards times.
    I had jury duty a few years ago and there was a college aged girl that arrived in the jury assembly area wearing pajama bottoms, slippers, and an old oversized t-shirt. She looked like she literally rolled out of bed and came to the courthouse. The woman presiding over the jury office that day ripped into this girl and sent her back to her home to change and with a deputy to escort her back to court. I guess since the college down the street allows their students to dress like a bum, they believe it is acceptable to dress like that everywhere they go.
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    Yes devldog, Walmart is an interesting place to say the least. Could someone please tell me what's with people wearing pajamas to stores, eating venues and to my college classes!
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