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    A sign in the men's bathroom I saw this morning

    Too Funny! ... But so true!!

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    #2 is wrong: Lift the seat to pee.

    And why are there cuttlefish on the floor in #3, 4 & 5?
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    That bathroom is just no fun at all. Never tried #3. And what IS that fish looking thingy?


    "And so the population was gradually led into the demoralising temptations of arcades, baths, and sumptuous banquets. The unsuspecting Britons spoke of such novelties as 'civilisation', when in fact they were only a feature of their enslavement." Tacitus, Roman Senator and Historian, written AD 98.

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    That must be the jack hammer styled one, it has a double grip.


    "And so the population was gradually led into the demoralising temptations of arcades, baths, and sumptuous banquets. The unsuspecting Britons spoke of such novelties as 'civilisation', when in fact they were only a feature of their enslavement." Tacitus, Roman Senator and Historian, written AD 98.

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    A sign in the men's bathroom: Here I sit broken hearten, I came to S--t, but, only farted.

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    Toilet humor

    I certainly did a whole lot of time in picture #4, praying to the porcelain god in a night of heavy drinking. I don't do that anymore = time for another sip!

    Spent a whole lot of years working with Indians from across the water. They did it picture #6 style, broke a lot of seats and didn't always hit the bullseye. I used to get my hands soaking wet and walk out shaking hands in their section of the group = strange responses in their eyes as I gripped their hands tightly in hand shakes
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    Kray, I think those are handle bars!
    My apologies Smokey!
    Samuel, that's only in Scotland!
    Toecutter, on modern construction sites they run sheet rock screws through the backs of
    the porta potties to discourage this behavior!

    Best wishes all, I feel your pain!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honest Samuel View Post
    A sign in the men's bathroom: Here I sit broken hearten, I came to S--t, but, only farted.
    Good one.

    Written with a Sharpie on a job site porta-potty- "Here I sit tiered and dirty hiding out until 3:30"

    But of course,

    "Those who write on bathroom walls roll their crap into little balls.

    Those who read my words of wit eat the little balls of $&@! "

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    Number six had to be put up in Germany 2015 in many places due to the influx of "refugees" and "skilled tradesman", who had never seen such a ting as a loo in their life. Also signs and pictograms that flushing is neccessary.

    Greets Namxat
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeepseekerADS View Post
    Toilet humor

    I certainly did a whole lot of time in picture #4, praying to the porcelain god in a night of heavy drinking. I don't do that anymore = time for another sip!

    Spent a whole lot of years working with Indians from across the water. They did it picture #6 style, broke a lot of seats and didn't always hit the bullseye. I used to get my hands soaking wet and walk out shaking hands in their section of the group = strange responses in their eyes as I gripped their hands tightly in hand shakes
    You were actually nice! We used to wet our hands with pee water, and pat the offender on the top of his head while thanking him for his lousy aim. Double whammy!!!! You touched his holy spot (which is a big no no) and wiped it with pee water! Used to work with a Vietnamese guy that though he was Bruce Lee. Every time I passed him in the hall, I'd rumple the top of his head and say "How's it going slick?" After a year or so of this he finally broke and (According to HR) attacked me as I was coming out the door into the production area with 30 or 40 witnesses. Yup! He got fired and another Vietnamese guy replaced him. The replacement did ten times the work and was ten times more friendly.

    NOTE - I don't get mad, I get even!
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