Arrrgh!

[ExcalSam]

When detecting on the beach and someone asks you what you are looking for, does anybody answer in a pirate voice? "Arrr. I be lookin' for pirate plunder, matey!".

 

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[TommyB]

No, But I do wear a Tshirt sometimes that says " BOMB SQUAD" "If you see me running try to keep up"

 

[Trezurehunter]

I tell them I forgot where I parked my car, but this metal detector should find it !

 

[Terry Soloman]

"I'm looking for forgiveness for murdering a young couple that asked me that very question a few weeks ago."

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

"Unexploded ordinance. How did you get past the barrier?"

 

[A2coins]

No I'm just spying on my kids

 

[Al D]

These responses are the best, LOL

 

[Pick_axe]

Big guy on beach: "Hey, I see you found a watch. That might be mine".
Me (looking in finds pouch) "So you wear a Lady Timex?"
Big guy skulks off...

 

[smallfoot]

LMAO...!

 

[Hawks88]

All funny.

 

[Rookster]

I have told them I'm looking for my Retirement treasure. I have a premission at a college and one day while getting a great signal the campus police walked up while I was digging the plug. In the side wall was a fatie wedding band. I let him retrieve it. He was stoked. So then he took me over to the volleyball pit after telling me of a lost ring there. After figuring out the sand ground balance I made about three swings and found another ring. Turns out it wasn't the one he had a description of. 2 trips later I found the ring he described but the ph. Number he had didn't answer after several calls. I tried.

 

[ColonelDan]

When asked what I'm looking for I tell them, "Whatever I find is exactly what I was looking for!"

Usually elicits a smile and they move on...