The Metal Detectorer... Story written by detectorist.. for fun

[Toecutter]

So lets get a the story going I'll start and you add the next part!!

I was out metal detecting the other day..

 

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[SD51]

And I dug a strange target in the clay...

 

[chub]

It had a strange smell...

 

[Toecutter]

I turned to my friend and said....

 

[SD51]

This thing looks like it's part of a bed...

 

[dts52]

He replied “That’s what she said...”

 

[dts52]

But my machine told me it was lead...

 

[treasureguy56]

unfortunately I poked it with my knife and it bled so it couldn't be lead

 

[Molewacker]

Then she said "put on your glasses Fred"

 

[Molewacker]

you poked my painted Toenail instead

 

[chub]

that only happened because I removed my steel capped boots as they were setting the detector off... after realising the target was junk I decide to keep swinging and headed off to a grassy knoll...

 

[treasureguy56]

Detecting on the knoll had become rather droll so I figured I had to go

 

[xr7ator]

But, on the way to the truck, still keeping the coil to the ground...

 

[ticndig]

The signals were so many my heart began to pound.

 

[treasureguy56]

I became enthralled with the sounds , but I had to run because the farmer had a gun

 

[islamoradamark]

TO bad he had a gun the farmer daughter and I had some fun

 

[Molewacker]

On the run I jumped a fence -

 

[islamoradamark]

fell on my buns and got poison ivy

 

[xr7ator]

When I went to get back up, I couldn't believe my eyes!

 

[Redfoxbob]

There in the weeds laid a glass eye