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  1. #16
    Apr 2009
    1657 times
    You have to chew the bone before you can eat the ham.
    Last edited by Escape; Dec 24, 2020 at 09:13 AM. Reason: What I wrote was just to tactless, even for me. .
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  3. #18
    Dec 2019
    4570 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    I decided to buy a universal remote control for the multitude of electronic devices in our home and, let me tell you, this changes everything.

  4. #19
    Apr 2013
    342 times
    Don't worry if you work hard and your rewards are few, remember, the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

  5. #20
    Charter Member
    Aug 2013
    Southern California
    Equinox / XP Deus
    10149 times
    I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming and crying like the passengers in his car!

    “Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”
    – Albert Einstein

  6. #21
    Oct 2019
    West Toast
    HF-9, X-Ray Vision (1st gen), LDDS-1x (lawn dart dowsing system)
    47 times
    Did y'all hear about the soybean farmer that disowned his daughter? All because she left home at 18 and got in to corn. ...
    "I don't prospect for gold; gold prospects for me." -Paulo

    "I don't always put quotes in my signatures...but when I do, I quote myself" -Anonymous

  7. #22

    Dec 2019
    Northern Virginia
    Whites 6000D Coinmaster, Bounty Hunter 202, Nokta Simplex with SP24, PulseDive
    207 times
    Metal Detecting
    Save a Mouse, .. Eat a puss!
    Last edited by Richard Guy; Dec 25, 2020 at 06:53 AM.
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  8. #23
    Jun 2014
    Elena. She is a Bounty Hunter Quick Draw II.
    41 times
    To paraphrase Groucho:

    I'd never join a club that would have ME as a member!
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  9. #24
    Life is like a sewer: what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
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    “It is best as one grows older to strip oneself of possessions, to shed oneself downward like a tree, to be almost wholly earth before one dies.”

  10. #25
    Oct 2015
    XP Deus, Nokta Impact, Tesoro Compadre..
    5094 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Dig till you drop!

  11. #26
    Apr 2013
    342 times
    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you!
    1637 and PetesPockets55 like this.

  12. #27
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
    3090 times
    Relic Hunting
    A cow told her cow friend she had been artificially inseminated. Her friend said " No bull?"
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

  13. #28
    Jun 2007
    Central Wisconsin
    1044 times
    Banner Finds (1)
    Didya hear about the two maggots that were necking in dead Ernest?

  14. #29
    Nov 2009
    las cruces nm
    24 times
    once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken
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  15. #30
    Mar 2010
    Southwest Georgia
    XP Deus, White's DFX
    8011 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    My wife does all the driving, I just hold the steering wheel!
    My wife does all the driving, I just hold the steering wheel.


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