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  1. #31

    Sep 2014
    New Mexico
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    Are you playing Stupid?

    How could you be so Stupid, Yet want to Live...

    and of course... You can't fix Stupid...
    Last edited by Lamy Lineman; Dec 25, 2020 at 11:20 PM.

  2. #32
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
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    Relic Hunting
    I dated a midget once, but she always had her nose in my business.
    Duckshot, Crow, RustyGold and 2 others like this.
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

  3. #33

    Sep 2014
    Midwest, North of 3660'
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    I offered my honor, she honored my offer, and ever since then it's been on 'er and off 'er.
    "Ah! But a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a Heaven for?" - R. Browning.

    'When you wish upon a star, makes no difference who you are
    everything your heart desires will come to you'
    - Cliff Edwards

    Choose your heroes carefully. In God We Trust.

  4. #34

    Dec 2012
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    I FIGHT BREAST CANCER WITH MY BARE HANDS!
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  5. #35
    fm
    Raggedy old Crow

    Jan 2005
    In a tax haven some where
    ONES THAT GO BEEP! :-)
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    Growing old disgrace fully as possible.
    "My life is like a tide mark in sewerage farm. Always in the sh** only the level varies"

    Crow

  6. #36
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
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    3090 times
    Relic Hunting
    4 Mexicans in quicksand.....quatro cinco.
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

  7. #37
    Fat
    Fat is online now
    us
    Mr. finishup all the leftovers

    Oct 2020
    Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
    I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
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    1482 times
    Dark skinned women digging there toes in white sugar sand beaches
    Did you hear about the dyslexic policeman? Pulled a gal over, gave her an IUD?

    Do you know the best thing about dating homeless women?
    You can just drop them off anywhere....
    Last edited by Fat; Jan 01, 2021 at 02:03 AM.

  8. #38
    us
    Mar 2017
    south east pennsylvania
    simplex
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    Metal Detecting
    definition of here after, if your not here after what I'm here after you'll be here after I'm gone!
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  9. #39
    Fat
    Fat is online now
    us
    Mr. finishup all the leftovers

    Oct 2020
    Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
    I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
    597
    1482 times
    Dark skinned women digging there toes in white sugar sand beaches
    Do you know where virgin wool comes from? Ugly sheep

  10. #40
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
    2,043
    3090 times
    Relic Hunting
    What time is it when 11 dogs run past you on the street? 10 after 1!
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

  11. #41
    us
    Wood Butcher

    Apr 2013
    Indian River Co., Fl
    AT MAX & Carrot, Nokta Pulse Dice (:
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    Quote Originally Posted by newnan man View Post
    My wife and I were so happy for 20 years, then we met!
    You sure have a lot of good one liners.
    How do you keep up with them or are you really Red Skelton come back from the great beyond?
    Last edited by PetesPockets55; Jan 03, 2021 at 10:17 AM.
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  12. #42

    Oct 2020
    Central Jersey THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
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    SALE TODAY!.......Bras half off

  13. #43
    Fat
    Fat is online now
    us
    Mr. finishup all the leftovers

    Oct 2020
    Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
    I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
    597
    1482 times
    Dark skinned women digging there toes in white sugar sand beaches
    My mom was immunized with a phonographic needle, nothin the matter with me, nothin the matter with me, nothin the matter with me.

  14. #44
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
    2,043
    3090 times
    Relic Hunting
    Why don't lepers play poker? Games over when they throw in their hands.
    RustyGold and PetesPockets55 like this.
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

  15. #45
    Fat
    Fat is online now
    us
    Mr. finishup all the leftovers

    Oct 2020
    Nebraska panhandle/NE Colorado
    I took the battery out because I like my bacon crispy
    597
    1482 times
    Dark skinned women digging there toes in white sugar sand beaches
    Did you hear that if Biden is confirm he is going to re-introduce dogs in the White House? he has to, Camila just can’t catch a frisbee in her mouth...

    .
    Last edited by Fat; Jan 03, 2021 at 02:17 PM. Reason: Apologies to the dogs out there
    newnan man likes this.

 

 
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