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  1. #1
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
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    Your best one liner!

    I'll start.
    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his buddy in the woods?
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

  2. #2

    Sep 2014
    Midwest, North of 3660'
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    How does every racist joke start?

    (Duckshot looks around behind both shoulders)

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    "Do Not do to others that which you would Not have them do to you"

    Choose your heroes carefully.

    In God We Trust.

  3. #3

    Sep 2014
    Midwest, North of 3660'
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    Quote Originally Posted by newnan man View Post
    I'll start.
    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his buddy in the woods?
    Yeah i did.

    I'm sure you know the farmer who was outstanding in his field.
    devldog, alan m and RustyGold like this.
    "Do Not do to others that which you would Not have them do to you"

    Choose your heroes carefully.

    In God We Trust.

  4. #4

    Sep 2014
    Midwest, North of 3660'
    3,932
    7808 times
    All Types Of Treasure Hunting
    Does this napkin smell like chloroform?
    ---
    (after being asked, "Did you miss me?")- Only with the first shot so far.

    ---

    My wife told me her hands and arms were tired from using the broom all day, I said next time take the car!

    ---

    I hit a Mercedes in the parking lot and nobody was around so I left a note- "Next time buy American!"
    devldog, alan m, RustyGold and 1 others like this.
    "Do Not do to others that which you would Not have them do to you"

    Choose your heroes carefully.

    In God We Trust.

  5. #5
    us
    Mar 2015
    Bodymore, Metalland
    Minelab Excal, Safari, Garrett infinium, Whites prizm 4
    956
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    Banner Finds (1)
    I had a good one happen on the beach spontaneously. As you know its hard to pass as a super stud when you're beach detecting a packed beach in July. There was a beautiful young lady lying alone on her towel and we made awkward eye contact.
    " Do you ever find anything good with that thing? " She asked.
    I waved the detector over her belly button ring and was close enough that we could hear the buzz from the headphones.
    I said, "I found you didn't I?" and sat down on her blanket and turned off the machine. I'm usually not so cocky and the first thirty seconds were awkward but once we got to talking we spent the day together into the night. I got her to the house with me for dinner but she skipped out on me when it was time to go to bed. Good times, almost the best of times. I still chuckle at that one.

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    Oct 2020
    Central Jersey THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE
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    The more dough I got the more I kneed.

  7. #7
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
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    3146 times
    Relic Hunting
    Skeleton walks into a bar and says: Give me a beer & a mop.
    devldog, alan m, Duckshot and 4 others like this.
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

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    us
    Jul 2020
    Northern New Mexico
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    Then was the guy with a shoe fetish who got off on the wrong foot.
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    Roger. USAF Vietnam war Combat Vet

    Nov 2017
    Smith Mt. Lake Va.
    Teknetics Liberator Falcon MD-20 *********** Blue Bowl Angus MacKirk sluice Miller Table
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    Short guy walked into a bar and punches everyone in the joint
    devldog, alan m, BLK HOLE and 3 others like this.

  10. #10
    us
    Jul 2020
    Missouri
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    I don't mean to be condescending, oh that means talking down to you

  11. #11
    us
    Mar 2012
    Georgia
    Whites MXT ALL PRO, Minelab Safari
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    .......Then there was our old Irish buddy, claim to fame...... "Patty O' Furniture.

  12. #12
    us
    Mar 2012
    Georgia
    Whites MXT ALL PRO, Minelab Safari
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    Relic Hunting
    The midget politician said at the beginning of his speech: "I'll try and Keep it Short".

  13. #13
    us
    Oct 2014
    florida
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    Hear about the dog who walked into a saloon in tombstone.....he was lookin for the man who shot his paw

  14. #14
    us
    eye man

    Jan 2020
    East Tennessee
    Whites, Radio Shack, Metrotec, peach tree fork
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    A magician walking down the street and turned into a bar.

  15. #15
    us
    Treasure every day!

    Aug 2005
    Beautiful Florida
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    Relic Hunting
    My wife and I were so happy for 20 years, then we met!
    It would seem we are now up a famous tributary without any means of locomotion.

 

 
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