A joke in my e-mail today.

[TerryC]

[FONT=&quot]Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]anything different about me?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Margaret, age 75, looked him over. "Nope."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]different NOW?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]down again tomorrow."[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"[/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert![/FONT]
[FONT=&quot]Shoulda bought a hat."[/FONT]
╦╦C

 

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[TheGreenBoy]

Do you know the difference betwen piano and violin?

-piano burns longer....

 

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