Lowbatts and his " NEW LAWNMOWER "

[DPBOB]

Read the instructions first.

[Lowbatts]

True, I did read the instructions after I put it together, 7 pages of warnings, don't eat under your lawn mower deck, don't park your car under your lawn mower, never use the mower when a tornado is in your yard, if you attempt to mow during an attack by Martians it voids the warranty.....

Nothing in there about mowing within two days of wicked dental yanking.

One page of how to put it together and turn it on. Is it any wonder?

But I did get out and find some clad today for a bit.

[davebien]

One word....... lawyers

[kimsdad]

LOL!

Reminds me of the time we were watching TV and they were talking about the ridiculous warnings that come with products. When they got to the warning that comes with irons about not trying to iron your clothes while wearing them, I have to laugh. When my daughter was in high school and in a hurry to get ready in the morning (after spending an hour playing with her hair), I remember her burning her wrist on the iron. When I asked her how she did that, she replied that she was trying to iron her sleeves! We still get a laugh out of that one, and of course won't ever let her forget it!